Are YOU getting old?

This was passed to me by a (ex?) friend and I thought it would draw a few wistful smiles as we have the younger folk around during this holiday season.


1. I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.

2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.

3. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me.

4. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.

5. The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

6. When I was a child I thought nap-time was a punishment. Now it's like a mini- vacation!

7. The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about.

8. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.

9. Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes; come out wrinkle-free and 3 sizes smaller?

10. "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I am there.

I thank you all for the camaraderie and expert help over the last 3.5 years and know this will continue.

Everybody enjoy the true spirit of Christmas, pace yourselves and be refreshed for the challenges of the New Year.

7 Replies

  • Back at you violetsnowdrop! Have a lovely 2017. 🐈

  • love it! Happy Christmas x

  • Best Wishes violetsnowdrop for Christmas & The New Year 🍾🍾

  • No truer words said v 😂😂 have a great Christmas 🎄 and happy new year!🥂

  • Merry Christmas my husband and I enjoyed laughing out loud.

  • That is so good, and so me! I'm going to try to copy it. You have a brilliant Christmas and a happy and healthy new year. God Bless!

  • Thank you for sharing....I got a real chuckle !! Merry Christmas

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