Laughter is the best medicine......

[suzieque]

Hi All ,

Glad you all enjoyed my rant and that it cheered you up.That is what I intended. Laughter is the best medicine going...Here's something to make you laugh,it happened yesterday.tea time....

I was getting myself wrapped up to take a walk to the newsagents down the road.I put my thick jumper on ,beanie hat ,scarf , jeans ,boots etc..(It's only 2 minutes away,you'd think I was headed for the North Pole!!)...but I couldn't find my gloves anywhere. They are the only pair I possess at the mo ,simply because I keep losing one ..Not the pair, just one.I never lose the pair, Iv'e got lots of odd gloves.. And earrings come to think of it...Come in handy ( see what I did there) if you've got one ear and one hand !!!! Bliddy useless having just one glove tho innit, unless your'e Admiral Nelson,......Erm? or was that just one eye he had?..I'll have to watch for the advert for car insurance coming on the telly, or is that Churchill? No ,that's the dog that says" Oooh yesh " ... Gawd, I'm losing my trail of thought here....Anyway.. not being able to find my gloves, I found myself on another rant, (having plenty of those for some reason) I began shouting out loud to myself "You are useless,can you not look after anything.I'm sick of losing stuff,get your act together"...." But I am trying my best , it's my chemo brain."(See ,I even answered myself)......

This is something I'm doing a lot more of these days as well.... ( Cancer has a lot to answer for ) ".Right ,That's it , I give up, I'm going, bugger the cold,.I'm going with no gloves on"....." Go on then".........Then, on looking in the mirror , just to see if my hat was on straight and that my little teal clip-on flower was lying just at the right angle,between the top of my left ear and left eyebrow..(I like to make an effort with my appearance, even for a two minute walk) I burst out laughing. ...My little beige beanie hat had now taken on the shape of a policemans helmet...Why ? I hear you ask... Because my #####ng gloves were inside me hat !!!! ......I so wet myself laughing ,couldn't stop.....collapsed in a heap on the bottom of the stairs......I couldn't tell my hubby for laughing when he came in from work .......Hilarious...

Haha...happy days .....

With love to all

Suzieque xxxx

P.S. I didn't bother going to the shop, saying as I'd p####d my jeans and actually ...that's something I need to ask you lot about ........ stress incontinence !!!....what's all that about?...Aaaargh.!!!!...

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Hi you hilarious!!! You not related to Billy Conolly are you ???Love Lynn XXXX

[MargaretJ]

Hi Suzie, i too lose gloves, always have. How do I deal? Try to buy the same matching gloves so I can pair up survivors! This worked until I bought thermal gloves for the bike. When I, inevitably, lost one I bought another pair but could not find the same ones (bike shop changed supplier) so now I have one airforce blue thermal glove and one black with a reflective lime green back! Very stylish! Luckily I am not cycling much these days as the fatigue renders me a danger to other traffic! LOL!

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Suzieque

You are a breath of fresh air. I can't stop smiling after reading your rant. Thank you.

Chris x

[wendydee]

Keep on ranting! Keep on smiling! You are helping us all to smile

Love, Wendy xx

[Tulsa]

Maybe you need one of these elastics up the sleeves of your coat with the gloves attached!

I certainly feel as if I need something like that for a lot of things in my life just now.

But then what would I do with all that time I would save by not having to look for things, I wonder.

Tulsa

[LouiseOvacome My Ovacome Team]

Loved it! You keep ranting girl! Next time I'm looking for gloves I'll think of you!

L x