Having removed my foot firmly from my mouth i hope the following little ditty amuses or at least doesnt offend, it sums up my time in Saudi Arabia many moons ago.......
SOMEWHERE IN THE ARABIAN DESERT
WHERE THE SUN IS LIKE A CURSE
AND EVERYDAY IS FOLLOWED
BY ONE THATS SLIGHTLY WORSE
WHERE THE DUST AND FLIES ARE THICKER
THAN THE ENDLESS DESERT SAND
JUST ONE OF THE MANY TORTURES
OF THIS HOT AND HUMID LAND
SOMEWHERE NEAR THE GULF OF PERSIA
WHERE A WOMAN IS NEVER SEEN
WHERE THE SKIES ARE NEVER CLOUDY
AND THE GRASS IS NEVER GREEN
WHERE THE DRINKING WATER IS COLOURED
LIKE THE DRAINAGE FROM THE SINK
AND A MAN CANT DROWN HIS SORROWS
COS THERES NOT A BEER TO DRINK
SOMEWHERE NEAR THE TROPIC WATERS
WHERE THE NIGHTS ARE MADE FOR LOVE
THE MOON IS LIKE A SPOTLIGHT
AND THE STARS ALL GLEAM ABOVE
NOW ALL THAT GLEAM AND GLITTER
OF A LOVELY TROPIC NIGHT
IS MERELY A WASTE OF BEAUTY
COS THERES NOT A GIRL IN SIGHT
YOU CAN HAVE THIS ARAB COUNTRY
WHERE THE MAIL IS ALWAYS LATE
WHERE A CHRISTMAS CARD IN APRIL
IS CONSIDERED UP TO DATE
WHERE THE DONKEYS ARE ALL CRUMMY
AND THE CAMELS EVEN WORSE
AND I REALLY MUST BE CRAZY
WHEN I START TO WRITE IN VERSE