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A man walked up to the chilled counter in the supermarket.

"Er pardon. du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

the shop assistant said "Sorry?"

" du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

shop assistant says in a loud voice

" I don't speak French. I'll get the supervisor"

the supervisor smiles and asks "Can I help?"

"Pardon. du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

"Oh right" she says,

"You want the Cheeses of Nazareth!"

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sylvi

Like it.xx

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mistymeana

Well if I wasn't in pain before, I surely am now! Thanks for making me smile x

If said with an Irish accent it works even better. Nice one :-)

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hamble99b in reply to nottsexsportfanatic

it does! :)

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