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A man walked up to the chilled counter in the supermarket.

"Er pardon. du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

the shop assistant said "Sorry?"

" du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

shop assistant says in a loud voice

" I don't speak French. I'll get the supervisor"

the supervisor smiles and asks "Can I help?"

"Pardon. du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

"Oh right" she says,

"You want the Cheeses of Nazareth!"

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allanah

Lol! Cheeses lol! Xx

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dtech

Took me a while, but I got there in the end. Lol

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DrWhoFan

Likewise, took me a while....clever tho. Xx Anne

he he he:-} nice one. Cece x

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jenwight

Luv it :) now how will I get back to sleep lol lying here in the dark listening to the wind howling rain hammering on the window with a great big grin on my face happy christmas xxx

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