Never fast on the home decor front, myself and hubby had finally decided on a bit of a revamp. Nothing too serious..change the 1970's brown doors to fresher white modern ones with nice handles..plus widen the lounge door entry to accomodate double doors. Simple.
No. Apparantly despite the assurance that it would be a simple clean job my stress levels and pain limits will tell you different.
I'll give you a few bullet points on my particular group of tradesmen..I am sure this list only applies to mine and is in no way a generalised moan at all tradesman (disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer etc etc) These are the rules they appear to follow ;
1. If the house owner has closed off all the doors to minimise dust/dirt into surrounding rooms, promptly re-open them and allow said dust/dirt to spread freely around the house
2. Abandon all tools freely across the stairs so that afor mentioned house owner could fall and break her neck on descent.
3. When the house owner has instructed a certain door remain closed at all times in order to contain terrified beagle, open at regular intervals and for long periods of time so that said beagle can escape and be lost for over two hours.
4. Put dirty tools down on surfaces nowhere near working area
5. Expect tea/coffee
6.Burst a radiator pipe so that water may spurt energetically across house owners hall
7. Trample through all bedrooms in search of a mobile phone signal
8. Use the toilet and LEAVE THE SEAT UP.
Aghhhhh so as I weep quietly and struggle with the dyson I ponder why I thought updating my house was a good idea. Perhaps I should run courses on tradesman etiquette ....