Well after having a tossy turn night with shoulder pain I got woken at 6.45am.
Sick with worry it was one of my kids with a problem I answered it really quickly.
Hello it's Microsoft here. You have a problem with your computer....you know the one...the ones that scam people and ruin lives......
I used the f word and told him he was a b ....
Oh my word ! I have a potty mouth when disturbed!
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