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Cute But Funny!!!



Be sure to read to the end.

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him

and never say its not quite as good as his mothers

...then buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,

for as long and wherever you want .....

...then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care

about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

...then buy a dog.


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If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to

warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores

...then buy a dog!

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care

if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if

every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves

you unconditionally, perpetually ...

...then buy a dog.

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come

when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair

all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only

comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence

is solely to ensure his happiness .,






...then buy a cat!

Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?


Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day!

Send this to all the men just to annoy them!


Shockingly chauvenistic Post Jan :eek::eek:

*takes moral high ground in continual men versus women fight*

I know but it's only fun so won't you come down off your little hill and play:rolleyes::p


All that is true, I love dogs. All the dogs i've had have loved me no matter how rough I look or how much of a bad mood I am in when i get in from work.

No matter how crap their day has been, our waggy friends are always glad to see us! :)


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