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[INDENT]Tobacco drieth the brain, dimmeth the sight, vitiateth the smell, hurteth the stomach, destroyeth the concoction, disturbeth the humors and spirits, corrupteth the breath, induceth a trembling of the limbs, exsiccateth the windpipe, lungs, and liver, annoyeth the milt, scorcheth the heart, and causeth the blood to be adjusted. ~~ Tobias Venner, (1577-1660). Bloomsbury book of quotations.[/INDENT]http://www.quitguide.com/images/cartoon-smoking-coffin.jpg


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  • ha ha ha

    how do u attach them???? or am i just having a blonde moment.... oh yes i am I now see the little paper clip

  • I hope this works

  • Get your priorities right?


  • She whispered "will it hurt me?"

    "Of course not" answered he

    "It's a very simple process,

    You can rely on me."

    She said "I'm very frightened,

    I've not had this before.

    My friend has had it five times

    And said it can be sore."

    It was growing rather painful

    Tears formed in her eyes

    It was hurting quite a bit now

    It must have been a size.

    "Calm yourself" he whispered

    "His face filled with a grin

    "Try and open wider

    So I can get it in."

    "It's coming now" he whispered

    "I know" she cried in bliss

    Feeling it deep within her now

    She said "I am glad I'm having this."

    And with a final effort

    She gave a frightened shout

    He gripped it in anguish

    And quickly pulled it out.

    She lay back quite contended

    Sighed and gave a smile

    She said "I'm glad I came now

    You made it worth my while."

    Now if you read this carefully

    The dentist you will find

    Is not what you imagined

    It's just your dirty mind!!

    LOL - Brilliant

  • Nasty one this.

  • It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad...


  • But this one's sort of warm and fuzzy...


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