No Smoking Day

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[INDENT]Tobacco drieth the brain, dimmeth the sight, vitiateth the smell, hurteth the stomach, destroyeth the concoction, disturbeth the humors and spirits, corrupteth the breath, induceth a trembling of the limbs, exsiccateth the windpipe, lungs, and liver, annoyeth the milt, scorcheth the heart, and causeth the blood to be adjusted. ~~ Tobias Venner, (1577-1660). Bloomsbury book of quotations.[/INDENT]http://www.quitguide.com/images/cartoon-smoking-coffin.jpg

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ha ha ha

how do u attach them???? or am i just having a blonde moment.... oh yes i am I now see the little paper clip

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I hope this works

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Get your priorities right?

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She whispered "will it hurt me?"

"Of course not" answered he

"It's a very simple process,

You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,

I've not had this before.

My friend has had it five times

And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful

Tears formed in her eyes

It was hurting quite a bit now

It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered

"His face filled with a grin

"Try and open wider

So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered

"I know" she cried in bliss

Feeling it deep within her now

She said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort

She gave a frightened shout

He gripped it in anguish

And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended

Sighed and gave a smile

She said "I'm glad I came now

You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully

The dentist you will find

Is not what you imagined

It's just your dirty mind!!

LOL - Brilliant

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Nasty one this.

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It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad...

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But this one's sort of warm and fuzzy...

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