No Smoking Day

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Here lies Sam Shay.

Smoked six packs a day.

He started smoking when he was one.

Now he's one dead son-of-a-.........

Here lies Sam Shay.

Smoked six packs a day.

He started smoking when he was two.

Now there's nothing he can .....

Here lies Sam Shay.

Smoked six packs a day.

He started smoking when he was three.

Now he's buried beneath a ........

Here lies Sam Shay.

Smoked six packs a day.

He started smoking when he was four.

Now he's knocking on heaven's ......

Here lies Sam Shay.

Smoked six packs a day.

He started smoking when he was five.

Now the poor guy ain't ........

Here lies Sam Shay.

Smoked six packs a day.

He started smoking when he was six.

Now he's got a problem we can't.......

Here lies Sam Shay.

Smoked six packs a day.

He started smoking when he was seven.

Now we hope he's gone to......

Here lies Sam Shay.

Smoked six packs a day.

He started smoking when he was eight.

Now he he doesn't look too ........

Here lies Sam Shay.

Smoked six packs a day.

He started smoking when he was nine.

Now he isn't feeling ........

Here lies Sam Shay.

Smoked six packs a day.

He started smoking when he was ten.

Now, he'll never smoke .......

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uuummm more ritz there est darling if you please :rolleyes:

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :D L.O.L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! luv ya bou :D x x

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BOUDEE - You are a mean old hag aren't ya?!! :p

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bump to get rid of red face

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Oooooh nice 828 Steve ;)

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