Thought I would do something admirable this holiday season and donate a kidney
I got nothing but grief from the Salvation Army bell ringer who's bucket I was trying to shove it in
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So I got a kidney shaped pool...
It has a stone in it...
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Did you hear about the man who got a brain transplant?
He thought he needed a kidney transplant but he changed his mind.
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Why did the man's kidneys fail?
They didn't study.
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Father Dave took a seat on the A train in NYC...
and was disgusted to see a drunk sitting across from him.
The disheveled smelly man was wearing a t-shirt with a photo of a naked lady on it and he reeked of alcohol.
The drunk stared at the priest for a few minutes and then blurted out "Father, what causes migraines and kidney stones?"
The priest glared at the man and said "Spending time with loose women and drinking alcohol!" The drunk went quietly back to his newspaper.
After a moment, the priest felt bad and said, "I am sorry. How long have you had these issues for?"
The drunk replied "I don't have these issues. I read in the paper that the Pope does."
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Mom had kidney stones.
The expecting mother had a kidney stone during her pregnancy of her daughter but the stone somehow moved into the fetus, it lived in the girl until she was 12 when it came out during a pee.
She had another daughter and the same thing happened with the kidney stone and again she had a pee at 12 and it came out.
She then had a boy and again he had her kidney stone and when he was 12...."Mom! you'll never guess what happened?"
"Did you pee out the kidney stone?"
"What? no, I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"
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A guy sold a kidney for money to buy a new computer.
He died.
He wanted a printer too.
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Complicated kidney infection. Unexplained fever.
Stage 5 Kidney Disease
Kidney disease cause revealed 
Hi Kidney Patients!
