A good laugh can burn 10 - 40 calories. Two for the price of one! :)

[Dave1961]

A duck walks into a pub, walks up to the bartender and asks, "Do you have any grapes?"

The bartender replies, "No, this is a bar, we only serve beer."

The next day the duck walks into the same pub, up to the same bartender and asks, "Do you have any grapes?"

The bartender gets very angry, "NO! WE DON'T HAVE ANY BLOODY GRAPES AND IF YOU ASK ME AGAIN, I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR BLOODY BEAK TO THE BAR!"

The duck leaves...

The next day, the duck walks into the pub and up to the same bartender, he asks, "Do you have any nails?"

The bartender glares at him and says, "No."

The duck asks, "Do you have any grapes?"

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I like my jokes the same way I like my omelettes.

Cheesy!

[moreless Administrator 7 stone]

Ha ha

What do you call a cat that swallowed a duck?

A Duck-filled-catty-puss!

What do you call two ducks and a cow?

Quackers and cheese.

A woman walks into a bar with a duck.

The bartender says, "Hey, where did you get that pig?"

"That's not a pig, that's a duck." said the woman.

"I was talking to the duck." replied the bartender.

I like cheesy too

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Lol 💋

Too early for me to think funny but let me ponder!!!

😇

[Portlandprincess]

Went for a fab weekend away with the girls last weekend, my goodness but the end of the weekend my tummy muscles hurt with laughing! So agree with you Dave...keep on posting..yeah!

[Hidden]

I don't get it..lol

[gillyflower88]

Thank you Dave, it,s been a grey rainy day and i,ve had a migraine but tomorrow is another day and you made me smile today. So it hasnt been all bad.

[Dodidoos]

Very funny lol lol.

[Cannylass]

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