The Bricks

[Jesmcd2]

This summer I had a problem with someone taking my bricks from the front yard. Well, I caught him...😐 and it ended like this...

911.. Police, Fire, Ambulace?

Me... OMG, I need the State Troopers and he needs an ambulance! Hurry!

911... Maam calm down, what happened?

Me.. Are they coming? They need to hurry!

911... They are coming... what happened

Me... ok, well its like this, some one was stealing my bricks... So I put some super sticky glue on them... Well this guy picked them up...

911... Ok?

Me... Well, they stuck to his hands! And he started yelling! He couldnt get the bricks off... and he was coming at ME!

911.. And thats why he needs an ambulance?

Me... umm no... he was coming at me, so I sprayed him with wasp spray!

And he went to cover his eyes and he knocked himself out!!

911... why wasp spray?

Me... yall wont let me have mace! ☺

🤣😂🤗💕🌠

This is Not a true story!! Im sorry, although I did write it, AND I do know who took them, and he knows I know! 🙂🎃

[NorasMom]

I love it!

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador in reply to NorasMom]

TY, It wasnt true tho!🙁 It could have been if i could have found the glue! 😂🤣😂🤗💕🌠

[NorasMom in reply to Jesmcd2]

You need to keep a couple bricks inside the door and just throw them at his head next time!

[tiffortat]

It’s too much!!!!🤣😂😆 I sooo wish I could have seen that Jesmcd2 ☺️

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador in reply to tiffortat]

I have a very vivid imagination! 🤣 And this seem to be the best out of all the variables I had, such as hiding blue packs under the bricks, but they get expensive... numbering the bricks... but.. well... I would have to count AND thats not happining!🤣😂🤣 But this was just a story! 🤗💕🌠

[bxrmom]

🤣🤣 love this! Thanks so much for sharing!

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador in reply to bxrmom]

TY 🤗💕🌠

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador]

You caught him red (brick) handed, Jesmcd2 !

[tiffortat in reply to carolek572]

🤣

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador in reply to carolek572]

I actully really did tho... cause the fool just moved them down the road... and when I was outside, I happened to see him picking up bricks and as soon as he saw me he dropped them😡🤗💕🌠

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador]

I kid you not, Jesmcd2 , I bought my daughters each a big can of wasp spray to put in the car when they started to drive for ‘emergencies’! Mace was also against the law in MA! Bonus: You need not be accurate with your spray, or close, because it can go 20 feet or more! 😂

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador in reply to carolek572]

Exactly! You can have it here now, but the price for a itty bitty can? Nope, I got my wasp spray! At both doors! 🤣🤗💕🌠

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador in reply to Jesmcd2]

under 5 dollars for a two pack of wasp spray at Home Depot, Jesmcd2

[Tazmanian]

The poor wasps

[jimeka]

I am supposed to be going to sleep, but instead I am laughing so hard I am afraid I will wake the neighbours, great story 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤗😂🤗👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador in reply to jimeka]

Thank You! Shhhh🤣😂🤣🤗💕🌠🍫

[jimeka in reply to Jesmcd2]

You know those infectious tickles that keeps you smiling for ages after the funny event, well this is one of those moments, thank you 😊🤗💐🍫

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador in reply to jimeka]

I could tell you about the black birds!🤣😂 My neighbors hate me! 🤣😂🤣😂🤗💕🌠

[jimeka in reply to Jesmcd2]

please tell, I’m listening 👂

[falalalala]

😂😂

[Sweetheartonvdayl]

I 😆 - reading 📚 this during a game my friend was listening to-😅🤣

[Morllyn]

😆😂

[JSSimp]

🤣🤣🤣

[goatgal]

Can you paint this on a sign so it can be placed near those bricks? But seriously, dust those bricks with cayenne pepper or spray them with hot sauce. Pepper oils will get on his hands. He won't notice anything until he goes to rub his eye, or use the men's room.

[goatgal in reply to goatgal]

And don't ask me how I know this. The origin story is personal, involving a husband (though funny) and I'll share it on chat if asked.

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador in reply to goatgal]

OMG YES! 🤣😂🤣 🤗💕🌠

[Kitsey]

Wonderful! Thanks for the smile it brought. Please share more 😊

[Kenu]

😱🤪😝👍🏼😉

[MsBoo]

Aww.. not a real story? Dang.. my bubble has burst!

[leking1]

A great Story! Ad if you had had the glue, it COULD have been a true story. The mental pictures I got made me laugh so hard my coffee came out my nose! ooops, you didn't want to know that! Thanks for sharing your great imagination, and looking forward to more! Linda

[Robsmom]

🤣

[cindyrn68]

So disappointed it isn't a true story! Dying laughing!

[mrsmike9]

If he know you know, can you get your bricks back?

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador in reply to mrsmike9]

Welllll.... its like this, on my lil soap oprah dead end rd.

On 1 side is the "Father" he owns the land next to and behind me... OCD family meetings what he says goes.. 🤣😂🤣

on the other side of me is a family with a CP child and autistic son.

Now the Fathers daughter and SIL live right around the corner and own that land... and the sil was involved with bricks...

Cause they had actully put them across the rd. To bring back to my neighbors house😐 I caught him picking them up... and just stood there with my hand on my hip, saying WTF! 🤣😂🤣

[mrsmike9 in reply to Jesmcd2]

Use permanent marker and mark your name on them. People like that just make my blood boil.

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador in reply to mrsmike9]

I really like the glue idea tho! 🤣😂🤣🤗💕🌠

[Neworleanslady]

great story. I keep wasp spray by my bed

[Tuliplover]

Thanks for the laugh & education that wasp spray is as effective as mace!! 😆

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador in reply to Tuliplover]

Hey it shoots 20 ft and they have to go the hospital! 🙂 I dont mess around when it comes to safty! 🤗💕🌠

[BlanketTime1]

i dunno, i probably would've put superglue on them for real!😆

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador in reply to BlanketTime1]

Im telling ya, if the glue would have stayed sticky enough.... I dont get mad I get even🙂 Until I get mad, then all h*ll breaks lose😐 🤣🤗💕🌠

[twooldcrows]

well that will show all of the thieves in the neighborhood to not steal from you ....hahahahhahaahhahahah...

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador in reply to twooldcrows]

Right? 🤣😂🤣🤗💕🌠