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An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, ‘What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I’m not reheating it’. And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband’s client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

“They’re not hanging Wright tonight,” she said.

He whirled around and screamed, “GOOD GRIEF WOMAN, DON’T YOU EVER STOP?”

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RoyceNewton profile image
RoyceNewton

umm I am lost where did I miss the off colour bit?

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TexasLawman in reply to RoyceNewton

He was bent over naked and wife says “they aren’t hanging Wright.” Lol

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RoyceNewton in reply to TexasLawman

I knew I missed something :-)

Ha

Damn

We're they hanging left?😼 Lol

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Violonchelo

In your country women and men are always in competition? Men superior yet women?

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leking1

I laughed so hard I choked on my coffee! Thank you! Lind

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2littletime

Hehehe...

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4fishylady

So funny!!!!

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Jesmcd2CommunityAmbassador

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Yup 👍. Thanks again. That was a laugh out loud!

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Sandydemop

😄

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Ha! You knocked it out of the park, TexasLawman :-D

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Elle61

lol keep em coming

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rjoneslaw

funny

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BeckyAnn1966

LOVED THIS

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