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At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Texas.

After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an older man.

"Say, is this really a healthy place?"

"It sure is," the man replied.

"When I first arrived here I couldn't say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the strength to walk across a room and I had to be lifted out of bed."

"That's wonderful!" said Bill. "How long have you been here?"

"I was born here."

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jimeka profile image
jimeka

Like it 👍 😂

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rjoneslaw

wasn't expecting that good one

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Good one, TexasLawman , I cannot wait to visit Texas as it's on my bucket list! :-D

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TexasLawman in reply to carolek572

Fort Worth is a really nice city. Lots to do here.

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carolek572CommunityAmbassador in reply to TexasLawman

So many places that I want to visit, TexasLawman , so little time... :-D

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Entela15

Lol

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leking1

Didn't see that coming! You got me again!

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Amore55

I hear Austin is also fun, your opinion? Great joke!

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Sandydemop

You are silly but keep at it😊

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pamgarner

totally unexpected outcome again:D

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Neworleanslady

😂

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