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Dead man walking

A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."

The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.

Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she replied.

"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"

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Kenu

πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜„πŸ‘ Ken 🐾🐾

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agapepilgrim

Take me to the dry cleaners

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Peruzzot

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ Somebody's going to be bunking up with the dog at his house.πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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rjoneslaw

Wow but funny

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Peggy76

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Elle61

keep em coming.....I love to laugh !

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bavery207

TexasLawman I chuckled, my husband laughed out loud! Hmmm, I wonder if that means anything???

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Brindisi1

Still laughing

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mrsmike9

Oh...my...goodness!!! :-)

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