Christmas song joke

[dailygrump40]

Not sure if this has been shared here or not. But I do find this funny.

Since you decided to pull “Baby it’s Cold Outside” from its playlist because someone was offended, I feel that these other holiday songs are also on the chopping block.

How did our generation ever survive?

1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn

2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation

3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances

4. White Christmas? Racist

5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker

6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression

7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying

8. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben

9. Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail

10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman

11. Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired

12. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow

13. Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse

14. Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?

15. Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married…forced partnership

16. I'll Be Home For Christmas: Not if you are homeless. That's just Insensitive

17. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer: Homicide

Where does it end?

[greaterexp]

Ha! Thank you!

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador]

Well, if you put it that way, it's 'tis the season!

[Jazzihorsecat]

dailygrump, ha! LOL!😃😄 Also, grandma got ran over by a reigndeer, = Elder Abuse too! Yeah, how did these weirdo songs come around & where does it end? I'll tell ya, it's called "The Evil-😡 Matrix", system of Control. Have a safe 1 out there, it's gettin weirder!👍😍 Blessings & Prayers 🙏For ya!---Jazzy🌹💜

[dailygrump40 in reply to Jazzihorsecat]

Thanks. You to. Stay safe.

[rjoneslaw]

Who knew

[Peruzzot]

Ok here's the other problem with 14. Mistletoe and holly are poisonous plants...How dare you sing about bringing poisons in the house!

[KarenUSA]

Ha Ha. Good one.