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Christmas song joke

dailygrump40
dailygrump40

Not sure if this has been shared here or not. But I do find this funny.

Since you decided to pull “Baby it’s Cold Outside” from its playlist because someone was offended, I feel that these other holiday songs are also on the chopping block.

How did our generation ever survive?

1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn

2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation

3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances

4. White Christmas? Racist

5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker

6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression

7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying

8. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben

9. Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail

10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman

11. Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired

12. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow

13. Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse

14. Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?

15. Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married…forced partnership

16. I'll Be Home For Christmas: Not if you are homeless. That's just Insensitive

17. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer: Homicide

Where does it end?

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greaterexp
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Ha! Thank you!

Well, if you put it that way, it's 'tis the season! :-D

dailygrump, ha! LOL!😃😄 Also, grandma got ran over by a reigndeer, = Elder Abuse too! Yeah, how did these weirdo songs come around & where does it end? I'll tell ya, it's called "The Evil-😡 Matrix", system of Control. Have a safe 1 out there, it's gettin weirder!👍😍 Blessings & Prayers 🙏For ya!---Jazzy🌹💜

Thanks. You to. Stay safe.

Who knew

Ok here's the other problem with 14. Mistletoe and holly are poisonous plants...How dare you sing about bringing poisons in the house!

Ha Ha. Good one.

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