😂🤣. A Funnies Poll That Only the Chronically Ill Can Appreciate!🤣😂

[Fancy1959]

I don't know about all my family members in the MSAA chat room but I often breakdown in hysterics over stupid little things that happen to me! So I thought let's do a poll and share the funny little things that sometimes we do and funny little things that sometimes happened to us that deeply touch are funny bones!👉💪😉!

Let us follow the old adage that humor is the best medicine for what ails us and let's make each other laugh. If we take our to self too serious it makes our days drag out something terrible!

So let's brighten up our chat room with some humor! I can't wait to hear everybody's responses so get ready and have your kleenexes handy because we're going to laugh until tears are flowing down our faces! Yes that's right I have thrown down the gauntlet and I expect to need an entire box of Kleenex is when I read the responses of this post!😄😆😆🤣

[Fancy1959]

It's Fancy1959 that thought I just tried out this pole with my favorite funny thing that I love to do. I shared it before but it's such a worthy thing that I'll share it again. You know there are many times when we find ourselves in a situation we need assistance. And I learned this trick from my nephew who is a paraplegic. Whenever we need help ladies, look around for the best looking man you can find and ask help from him. And gentlemen when you require assistance, look around for the best looking lady you can find and ask assistance from her. Then people wonder why we're in a situation where we need assistance and we've got the biggest grins on our faces and we seem utterly happy to be in that situation! Remember this is our little secret! If we have to ask for help why not enjoy it! Fancy.

[ssdw1958 in reply to Fancy1959]

Not a bad idea he he he

[Jj12010 in reply to Fancy1959]

So my husband whom I’m seperated from called. I said I pee like six times mowing. I said I guess I have to find someone with Pee fetish only way I’ll ever date again. He laughs. He says your amazing

[Fancy1959 in reply to Jj12010]

Yes you are amazing! And I totally second the pee fetish! I swear some days I live chained to the bathroom! Years ago, I should have become a stockholder in Depends Underwear and I would be a millionaire by now! LOL! Fancy.😎😉🤗

[Jj12010 in reply to Fancy1959]

I hear ya on that

[erash]

Hard to keep track of my own "bloopers" but I do sometimes put the oddest things in the fridge. I think my iPhone was a recent refridgerator visitor.

😳🙃

[Fancy1959 in reply to erash]

Erash, keep track and let us know the more bizarre things you find in there! This could turn into a hysterical refrigerator happening! It might even take on a life of its own if other people have found things in their fridge that they have no remembrance of putting in there! Thanks for responding. You're fantastic! Fancy.

[kris1973]

I laughed all morning yesterday over the dumbest thing - a benefit of spasticity = a firm butt. It’s a blessing that my right side is getting as bas as my left or it would be crooked...I’ll take what I can get!😂 -Kris

[Fancy1959]

Okay can you I know we have more to share than this so let's get busy. We can't laugh at our often stupid predicament we find yourself in then we are seriously lacking way to make the days go quicker. Again it's true laughter is the best medicine so let's share our laughter and share our medicine with each other!

I've thought of another funny that I like to share. Since as a CA I write a lot of post I tend to use my voice recognition system to Simply talk to my notebook create my post. I've learned a long time ago to proofread my post because boy does this thing come up with doozy translations! This one paragraph the translations that got messed up more than notebook became no tell, doozy became sleazy and that is just a mild case of the Mix-Ups! Praytell I never try to say six it is a sentence because it becomes s*x if you know what I mean. One time I don't remember exactly what I was trying to say but when I looked up the sentence said something like the transvestites were having a big party and enjoying each other. Thank God I proof read that before I hit the send button! Now certainly others have experienced something similar as they use the voice to text system in their computer or notebook xcetera. Come on everybody let's share our funnies and brighten I removed with the best medicine around, laughter! I can't do this by myself so pitch in everybody and help out! Fancy.

P.S. thanks JJ and erash and kris for responding already to this post!

[RoseySawyer]

When I talk in General it feels like my mouth talks before my brain and I mess up words. A couple of years ago when I came out of the hospital, I went to my kids school for an awards ceremony and my kids teachers were talking to me about my MS and how I was feeling etc. Well we got into a conversation and I said "shit" and I tried apologizing but they were understanding. 😊 And we were all laughing. I laughed so hard that I cried laughing. It was an uncontrollable laugh.

[Fancy1959]

Rosey, I totally understand! Our Mouse have a mind of their own sometimes and it is embarrassing but becomes funny we think about the bloopers we make. Then I can look in an object and know it's name of the life of me I can't get my mouth to spit it out so I start saying words that are similar and it's like playing charades! Might as well laugh because circumstances out of our control makes this happen! So laugh at our bloopers and share laughter's great medicine while you're at it! Thanks for sharing. Fancy.

[Comfortably_Numb]

Hi, Fancy. I can’t think of a story right now, but I’ll come up with one, I’m sure. Can I make up for it by telling you a joke? Now, tell whoever you’re telling this joke to that they have to picture the situation in their head. That they have to remember that a skeleton is ONLY bones, nothing more. They’ll think about it awhile, you may have to repeat the joke, but they’ll eventually get it.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He says, “I’ll have a beer. And a mop.”

[Fancy1959]

Comfortably_numb, your sense of humor is as weird as mine! I think your skeleton leaked. Haha! LOL! Thanks for the response and I will take anything for a great chuckle in response to this post. I'm hoping this post simply spreads our best medicine around - laughter or chuckles!🤣😄😂🤗

[rfbossbabe]

Not long ago, I was having a great day. I felt good, my walking was ok, just a great day. After work when I got home, I drove around to the back yard to rinse some dirt off my car. Very carefully, I walked around the car to the hose and sprayed the dirt off. I had to bend over to turn the water off and get the hose off my foot. Well, in true spasticity fashion, my legs wouldn't bend and I kept going over! I wound up on the ground in water, grass, and mud all over me! It's like MS was saying, "Oh no sister. I'm still Here!" I often have little conversations with the Lord. Well, I acted like a lunatic sitting on the ground looking up saying, "REALLY?" "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" Just a fussing! If someone had seen me they'd swear I was crazy