After 30 years of marriage, a husband and wife went for counseling.The wife went into a tirade, listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on, she went: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry-list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, the therapist (who, BTW, is a man), got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her, long and passionately, as her husband watched -- with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up, and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and told him, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf!"
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