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A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, “Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.”The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.”

The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right.”

Saul replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”

The attorney replied, “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”

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laglag

I'm in the Parkinson's group but somehow about 6 months ago I read one of your Chuckles and now I don't feel like my week is complete until I've read your weekly joke. Thanks for the humor!

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Thanks. We all need a little lift as life Is so serious.

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