Christmas Chuckle

[Paul_and_Sue_Wood]

Holiday time is for feasting;

We look forward to each treat.

The tables are full of our favorite foods;

We’ve got lots of good things to eat.

We scarf marshmallowed sweet potatoes;

There’s cider and eggnog to slurp.

There’s so much going down at once,

Who can help an occasional burp?

Here’s the turkey, dressing and gravy;

Let’s all get down to chewing it,

And if we pass a little gas,

Who’ll notice? Everyone’s doing it.

Dessert is three kinds of pie;

Then pass the box of candy.

Next year will you please remind us

To have Alka-Seltzer handy

[Yanno]

Good picture of you Paul!

[Helenhooter]

🤣🙈💪🤣

[Polesden11]

Love it. I love leftover ,(boxing) day when you pick all day when else would you even consider that a chunks of turkey followed by a mince pie and a piece or 3 of chocolate orange 🍊 constitutes a perfect breakfast! Enjoy everyone.Sue x🤮