So I was driving my Uber the other night and I picked up a girl from the dorms at Birmingham Uni.She sat in the front and we were chatting when suddenly she sneezed....
Now. I didn't realize it while we was talking but she had a glass eye, and when she sneezed her glass eye came flying out at me. I caught it, handed it back to her and she popped it in and said thank you.
I didn't know what else to say...
So, we rode in silence for the rest of the trip until we got to The Irish Pub in Birmingham. When we arrived at the bar, she turned and asked if she could have my number.
I was flattered because she was so pretty, but I told her I was happily engaged.
She smiled at me and said, "That's a shame, you really caught my eye."
Time!
