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An old lady on getting on a bus offers the bus driver some peanuts, the driver happily accepts and munches away.

Every 5 minutes she then gives him some more peanuts....

After a couple of trips then the driver asks politely

Driver: "Why dont you eat the peanuts yourself?"

Old Lady: "I cant chew, look I have no teeth."

Driver: "Then why do you buy them?"

Old Lady: "Oh I just love the chocolate around them"

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Hellebelle

Thank you Paul and Sue! It's good to have a laugh. A lovely picture of your dog as well. Helen xx

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Paul_and_Sue_Woodβ€’ in reply toHellebelle

Hi

Not our doggie but a smiling dog.

Our mini is enclosed.

Mini dog
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Hellebelleβ€’ in reply toPaul_and_Sue_Wood

She is lovely as well! What a beautiful face.πŸ’•

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Courgettegrower

Wonderful

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Helenhooter

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Giovi1960

Yikes hahaha, thanks for the laughs πŸ˜„

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ChocolatePot

thank you. So good, keep them coming

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