You walk around the house naked during recovery = 5 points
You walk like a cowboy = 5 points
You walk like a penguin = 5 points
You stay still because any kind of walking hurts = 5 points
You don't know whether or not you're supposed to wet/wash it = 5 points
You aim for the toilet and your pee goes in a different direction = 5 points
Your gauze keeps falling off no matter how you adjust it = 10 points
You wake up with painful erections = 10 points
You try to stop thinking about sex so your erection can go away = 10 points
You wonder "How come I'm not getting erections?" = 10 points
You can't tell the difference between pus or lymph fluid = 10 points
You urinate with 2 streams = 10 points
You urinate with 3 streams = 15 points
You urinate with more than 3 streams = 5 points/stream
You have a lump on your penis and not sure if it's normal or an infection = 10 points
You wondered if you're the only guy who gets circumcised as an adult = 10 points
You are wondering how come I have so much skin left? = 10 points
You are wondering if they took off too much skin = 10 points
Your penis gets buried underneath the skin that's left = 10 points
You wonder how sex will feel different = 10 points
You think, "I can't go 4+ weeks without masturbating " = 10 points
You think, "I can't go 4+ weeks without sex" = 20 points
You think, "I can't go 4+ weeks without working out" = 30 points
You think, "How come everyone else is healing faster than I am?" = 20 points
You stare at your penis every 15 minutes, wondering if it's healing okay = 15 points
Your penis looks like Frankenstein's monster = 20 points
You wondered what women think of uncut guys = 20 points
You're upset the removed foreskin makes you a little shorter than you were before = 20 points
You're glad you can find other people online to relate to = 25 points
You Google everything concerning your penis = 25 points
You Google everything concerning your penis in different ways just to be extra sure = 25 points
You're panicking, "OMG, I can't find anything online about my issue. I'm the only person with this rare condition! My penis will fall off!" = 25 points
You sort of miss your foreskin because he's been a good pal to you = 25 points
You want to keep your foreskin as a memorial but that's kind of weird so you don't tell anyone = 25 points
Your doctor tells you you're paranoid = 30 points
You never thought you'd be talking about your penis so much with so many strangers = 30 points
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You wonder, ‘am I the only guy that’s not cut high and tight?’ = 50 points
You wonder, ‘am I the only guy that’s not cut high and tight and that’s happy that way?’ = 75 points
You wonder, ‘will adding another spoon of salt to the water to clean my wound help me recover faster?’ = 10 points
You wonder, ‘will day 10 of recovery really be too soon to try and treat the wound with oils for scar reduction?’ = 15 points
You wonder if anyone else thought of peeing through an empty toilet roll in order to spray less = 20 points
You never realized until now that you must have had four erections every night your whole life = 35 points
You just know how much you’re going to enjoy being able to sleep on your stomach again once it’s possible = 10 points
You never thought you would actually read through a scientific study = 20 points
You wonder if working out with weights counts as ‘working out’ when going back to the gym as long as you perhaps stick to upper body to begin with = 15 points
You take pride in knowing the meaning of terms such as ‘sleeve resection’ and frenulum, realizing 90% of men have no clue... = 10 points
[thanks for bringing some humour to this subject!]
Peeing through a toilet roll, Lol! I never thought of that. Here I am thinking I was creative by standing on my bathroom mat and peeing into the shower.
My Girl also was asking me if I could stick to upper body workouts for a while as I recover, but I'm not taking any chances. The heaviest thing I've lifted lately is maybe a 15lb grocery bag. It's not like I have a reliable doctor who will cater to me if any issues comes up so I'm erring on the side of caution. I'm gonna have to hit the weights extra hard in January/February to make up for this lost time.
My doctor did my surgery the last day before he went on holiday on the 18th of December and said that if there's any complications I should go to the emergency room at hospital so I do not want to take any chances either. I was so over cautious, I got a surgical kidney tray for washing, I would boil some shop bought filtered water to wash it out with and then boil some more for making the saline solution for the actual washing. I also only got the best quality dead sea mineral salts I could find. I’d wash my hands before and after removing the bandages and try to stick to the same time more or less every day to change the dressing. I even boiled the pair of scissors used to cut the gauze a couple of times, taking no chances.😝As far as gymming goes, I will also put it off until I’m very sure it’s okay. I can even happily go without sex or masturbation for as long as it takes, I’m just getting impatient over concerns as to whether everything will still be working fine. I have to constantly tell myself to not worry too much as the build up of expectations are probably not going to help things when it comes to that first attempt to use my new penis😄
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