I don't normally write poems or words of thought, but if it's ok, I thought I'd give it a go.
I have a lodger. His name is Lupus.
He doesn't talk or go out much. Most of the time he's asleep and doesn't like to be disturbed.
He has one friend who sometimes visits but is cold and hard hearted. His name is Raynauds, or Ray for short.
My Lodger doesn't like any commotion.
If he gets upset, he can become very, very angry and cause some damage to my property, so he must always be treated with respect, because...
My Lodger is also unevictable......