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New precautionary measure against Covid 19

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In case you can’t read the instructions above, here they are again.

Horse manure may protect you from Coronavirus-

Take fresh horse manure & rub your hands with it, It has the following actions:

1.It prevents you from touching your nose, eyes, mouth,

2. People will keep at least 6 feet away from you.

3. No one will want to shake your hand.

4. You will safely wash your hands well, before going to lunch.

We promise it works!! And I hope it makes you all smile. 😉🐴

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CecilyParsley

😂😂😂😂💩💩💩💩🤢🤢🤢🤢

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Spotty-ewe in reply to CecilyParsley

👍🏻👍🏻 Hugs (after washing my hands!!) 🤗🤗

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CecilyParsley in reply to Spotty-ewe

Big Cwtches to you too Spotty xx

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Horsewhisper

Excellent advice Spotty! So far, we are Covid-free....probably something to do with my four-legged friends grazing in the field! 😂xx

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Spotty-ewe in reply to Horsewhisper

😂😂 Sounds very much like it Horsewhisper. Shows it works!🤣🤣

If you can spare some of their manure please fling some this way. 😂🤣

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svfarmer

😮😂😮😂

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Spotty-ewe in reply to svfarmer

🖐🤚 🐴💩👍🏻👍🏻😂😂

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Kevin53

We are surrounded by 14000 sheep; same result! Best wishes Kevin

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Spotty-ewe in reply to Kevin53

Sounds like you’ve tried and tested it Kevin.👏🏻👏🏻 Well done finding an alternative! 😂😂

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stiff19 in reply to Kevin53

Could try my chooks too 😂 phewy 👃🏻

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Spotty-ewe in reply to stiff19

🥴🤢🤮

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Barbara17

We have a path with bridle way behind our house so I’ll get out with the bucket!!!😂😂😂

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Spotty-ewe in reply to Barbara17

😂😂 😂 👍🏻👍🏻

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Josiah150767

I wish I had read this post before I went to shops today and I had an impatient gentleman hovering over me to get served 😂👍

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Spotty-ewe in reply to Josiah150767

😂😂 That would have sorted him out! 👍🏻👍🏻

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jetjetjet

Your SPOT on My friend .NOW all I need is a horse that isn't constipated >> and gives a S _ _ t WELL you know . Great one

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Spotty-ewe in reply to jetjetjet

😂😂 👍🏻👍🏻

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honeybug

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤗♥️🥰🙏🕊

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Spotty-ewe in reply to honeybug

👍🏻👍🏻💝🙏🏻🤗😘

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thestorm

O' Spotty, Horse feathers!!! "The Marx Brothers", Horsing around brings out the smiles in us all. Too funny, keep them coming.. Love to you and all, thestormy sunshine Xxxx

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Spotty-ewe in reply to thestorm

I loved the Marx Brothers films Stormy - I must see if I can find them on Now TV - A Day at the Race, The Big Store and many more. They were such fun. Glad this made you smile. Hope you are keeping a little better Stormy and that you had some positive news from the cardiologist. Love and hugs, 💝🤗😘🐴🐴xx

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stiff19

Sounds good to me 😂😂😂🙌🏻😘🤗

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Spotty-ewe in reply to stiff19

Do you think it will catch on? 🤷‍♀️ Horse owners could make an income from the manure which isn’t just good for roses it seems! 🥀 🤲 😂😂

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stiff19 in reply to Spotty-ewe

To be fair I may seem weird but I love the smell of horse manure , probably the memories of yesteryear it holds. Opposed to wearing a mask ( I’m pretty claustrophobic) I’d go for the manure, and if it keeps people at a distance ( people seem oblivious around here) then I will plump for it 👍 I’m sure horsewhisperer has some spare 😂👍👍👍😂

🤗😘

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Spotty-ewe in reply to stiff19

As manure goes, horse’s isn’t bad at all I agree. But I still don’t fancy rubbing my hands in it I have to confess unless I was wearing my vinyl gloves!😉 Yes, I’m sure Horsewhisper will be able to supply us! 😂😂 When do we start?

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stiff19 in reply to Spotty-ewe

When we were kids we used to throw it at each other like snowballs 🥴🥴😂

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Horsewhisper in reply to stiff19

So did we! It was great ammo! 😂

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stiff19 in reply to Horsewhisper

Oh them were the years 😂

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Spotty-ewe in reply to stiff19

😂😂😂🤐

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Horsewhisper in reply to Spotty-ewe

Yes indeed! I can arrange delivery! 😂

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Horsewhisper in reply to stiff19

Stacks of the stuff in a big pile - come and help yourself! 😂

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stiff19 in reply to Horsewhisper

How lovely, I miss that smell. 😂I found a couple of photos out the other day of my horses , one of my Appaloosa, Kentucky I’m sure you’d love it 👍

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Horsewhisper in reply to stiff19

Oh yes I’d love to see a pic - if that’s possible for you to post - especially of the spots if they are in shot! Great that you have your treasured horsey memories in a photo! 🐎🤗😘

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stiff19

Perhaps I should paint on mine ‘made from manure, will that work 😂😂👍

Actually I’m thinking of painting the jokers mouth on mine, my daughter painted a skeleton jaw on her one. Or as doc said I need to lose weight I may paint do not feed 😂😂😂😘🤗

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Spotty-ewe in reply to stiff19

Your daughter’s skeleton jaw sounds fun, but a logo might be fun too. 👍🏻👍🏻 I think one I saw recently saying, “If you don’t like wearing a mask you won’t like a ventilator” is a good one. But I think it would be better on a t-shirt so people don’t come up close to read what it says. 🤦‍♀️ People are pretty oblivious around here too - getting very complacent now restrictions are being lifted. 😬 So the sooner we get hold of some horse manure the better! 😉😂😂

Take care Stiff. 🤗😘

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stiff19 in reply to Spotty-ewe

😂😂😂 yes that’s a good one spotty 👍

😘🤗

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AndrewT

I, once read, similar 'Advice' for nose picking/ nail biting.....😁😁😬🥴🤢🤮

AndrewT

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Spotty-ewe in reply to AndrewT

😂😂 Excellent! 👍🏻👍🏻

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Wendy39

Brilliant! x

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HedgeEnd

Love this. I have 2 horses so spend a lot of time somewhat smelly!!

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Spotty-ewe in reply to HedgeEnd

You’ll have no trouble with social distancing then . 😂😂 People in the habit of brushing past or pushing in front of you will think twice with you Hedge! Excellent defence against the virus!! 😂🤣👍🏻👍🏻

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