In case you can’t read the instructions above, here they are again.
Horse manure may protect you from Coronavirus-
Take fresh horse manure & rub your hands with it, It has the following actions:
1.It prevents you from touching your nose, eyes, mouth,
2. People will keep at least 6 feet away from you.
3. No one will want to shake your hand.
4. You will safely wash your hands well, before going to lunch.
We promise it works!! And I hope it makes you all smile. 😉🐴
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👍🏻👍🏻 Hugs (after washing my hands!!) 🤗🤗
Big Cwtches to you too Spotty xx
Excellent advice Spotty! So far, we are Covid-free....probably something to do with my four-legged friends grazing in the field! 😂xx
😂😂 Sounds very much like it Horsewhisper. Shows it works!🤣🤣
If you can spare some of their manure please fling some this way. 😂🤣
We are surrounded by 14000 sheep; same result! Best wishes Kevin
Sounds like you’ve tried and tested it Kevin.👏🏻👏🏻 Well done finding an alternative! 😂😂
We have a path with bridle way behind our house so I’ll get out with the bucket!!!😂😂😂
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I wish I had read this post before I went to shops today and I had an impatient gentleman hovering over me to get served 😂👍
😂😂 That would have sorted him out! 👍🏻👍🏻
Your SPOT on My friend .NOW all I need is a horse that isn't constipated >> and gives a S _ _ t WELL you know . Great one
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O' Spotty, Horse feathers!!! "The Marx Brothers", Horsing around brings out the smiles in us all. Too funny, keep them coming.. Love to you and all, thestormy sunshine Xxxx
I loved the Marx Brothers films Stormy - I must see if I can find them on Now TV - A Day at the Race, The Big Store and many more. They were such fun. Glad this made you smile. Hope you are keeping a little better Stormy and that you had some positive news from the cardiologist. Love and hugs, 💝🤗😘🐴🐴xx
Sounds good to me 😂😂😂🙌🏻😘🤗
Do you think it will catch on? 🤷♀️ Horse owners could make an income from the manure which isn’t just good for roses it seems! 🥀 🤲 😂😂
To be fair I may seem weird but I love the smell of horse manure , probably the memories of yesteryear it holds. Opposed to wearing a mask ( I’m pretty claustrophobic) I’d go for the manure, and if it keeps people at a distance ( people seem oblivious around here) then I will plump for it 👍 I’m sure horsewhisperer has some spare 😂👍👍👍😂
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As manure goes, horse’s isn’t bad at all I agree. But I still don’t fancy rubbing my hands in it I have to confess unless I was wearing my vinyl gloves!😉 Yes, I’m sure Horsewhisper will be able to supply us! 😂😂 When do we start?
When we were kids we used to throw it at each other like snowballs 🥴🥴😂
So did we! It was great ammo! 😂
Oh them were the years 😂
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Yes indeed! I can arrange delivery! 😂
Stacks of the stuff in a big pile - come and help yourself! 😂
How lovely, I miss that smell. 😂I found a couple of photos out the other day of my horses , one of my Appaloosa, Kentucky I’m sure you’d love it 👍
Oh yes I’d love to see a pic - if that’s possible for you to post - especially of the spots if they are in shot! Great that you have your treasured horsey memories in a photo! 🐎🤗😘
Perhaps I should paint on mine ‘made from manure, will that work 😂😂👍
Actually I’m thinking of painting the jokers mouth on mine, my daughter painted a skeleton jaw on her one. Or as doc said I need to lose weight I may paint do not feed 😂😂😂😘🤗
Your daughter’s skeleton jaw sounds fun, but a logo might be fun too. 👍🏻👍🏻 I think one I saw recently saying, “If you don’t like wearing a mask you won’t like a ventilator” is a good one. But I think it would be better on a t-shirt so people don’t come up close to read what it says. 🤦♀️ People are pretty oblivious around here too - getting very complacent now restrictions are being lifted. 😬 So the sooner we get hold of some horse manure the better! 😉😂😂
Take care Stiff. 🤗😘
I, once read, similar 'Advice' for nose picking/ nail biting.....😁😁😬🥴🤢🤮
AndrewT
😂😂 Excellent! 👍🏻👍🏻
Brilliant! x
Love this. I have 2 horses so spend a lot of time somewhat smelly!!
You’ll have no trouble with social distancing then . 😂😂 People in the habit of brushing past or pushing in front of you will think twice with you Hedge! Excellent defence against the virus!! 😂🤣👍🏻👍🏻
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