Well, I would really like an end to world poverty, racism, homophobia, war and the destruction of the earth. And health and happiness for everyone I love. But you've got to be realistic, haven't you? I'm actually getting socks.
So has anyone any ideas? They've got to be warm, soft, long, easy to put on, warm and not tight anywhere and - did I mention? - warm. If they do anything to advance the cause of world peace, that would be a bonus.