Riddles for the holidays

I'm in my late 60's and I still have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out or if Annie was OK? and who was Annie's Daddy? I still don't know the way to get to Sesame Street or why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps and why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery". I don't know why "abbreviated" is such a long word, why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour yet Washing-up liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two penneth in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... why are steps outside and stairs inside... and just what is Victoria's secret? ...and do you really think I am this witty ?? ... I stole this from a friend, who stole it from another friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, Uncle's cousin's doctor...Now it is your turn to steal it from me...

Finally, I will add, how can a person know a little bit about something and an awful lot about nothing

Merry Christmas everyone, pace yourselves and have the best time possible.

12 Replies

  • That is class lol 😂😂

  • Was just reading this and had a good laugh. And yes.... did start singing the songs. Lol

  • I started singing as well, cheered me up this morning for sure 😁

  • Lovely way to start the day! Thank you.

  • Very good

  • Oh I just love this, you made my smile amidst all the flapping about of this time of year. Happy Christmas to all x

  • Just wonderful love it. Thank you so much from my heart. Happy Christmas all.

  • Couple more for you all, when prizes are drawn at Random why can't we all go to Random to see them being drawn, and seeing buses with a destination of Not in Service, why doesn't Not in Service appear in travel brochures love and hugs to all x

  • I san the songs, ha ha, ha! Clever! & funny, perfect combination.

  • Hi, how did you put pic on ya profile ?

  • click on your user name on Banner bar; click profile; then Edit profile; icon/picture will ask if you have an image to upload; click on that & submit picture.

  • I can get to edit profile and then there is no icon/picture, it goes on to health interests, you must only be able to put pic on using a desktop and I use iPad.

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