I'm new here so please be kind! I'm pretty sure that the experience of the last few days won't surprise many, but just how hopeless can a Hospital be in looking after an asthma patient?
The early hours of Sunday morning saw a very breathless me whizzing off under blue lights and sirens to the local DGH. "Asthma" said the paramedic. "Asthma" said the A&E team. "Hmm, maybe not" said the boy Dr on the Admissions Ward. Eh? NOT asthma? So what then....?
I was diagnosed with asthma 50-odd years ago as a small boy. No-one has ever suggested in my many, many brushes with the NHS that I don't have asthma. I take inhalers, go for reviews, ingest steroids and despatch amoxycillin with the consummate ease of a seasoned professional. Of course I have asthma.
The real point of this is that my most recent experience is that our local Hospital is appallingly bad at doing healthcare. In the course of a 3-day stay, following that blues-and-twos arrival, I must have seen half-a -dozen doctors, and received at least as many contradictory pronouncements. And do you know, I don't think that a single one of them actually sat down and spoke with me?
Filled to the brim with prednisolone, hydrocortisone, amoxycillin and goodness knows what else, after four breathless attempts I managed an OK spirometry result. Well of course it was an OK result - I'd inhaled enough Ventolin in the course of 24 hours to sustain all the world's competitive cyclists!
Even the discharge letter included a list of drugs I wasn't given, and a diagnosis at odds with what I was told. It said that I'd been reviewed by a Doctor I never actually met, and given drugs for a nebuliser that I don't have.
The whole experience was totally chaotic. Tomorrow I'm going to try to see a GP. Wish me luck with that one.
Do you suppose that someone, somewhere, will perhaps realise that the best way to treat a patient is to sit them down, ask them how they feel and what has happened and then use a special magic power called "best clinical judgement" to come up with a diagnosis and a plan?
Does anyone else remember when nurses who did "Obs" actually looked at each patient, and not attempt to multi-task by seeing how many BPs, pulses and SpO2 readings can be taken in one go, by the simple expedient of connecting multiple patients to multiple automata and then seeing which goes "beep" first?
Yesterday a young nurse actually asked me if I'd felt the cuff inflate, because "your reading and the one from that other guy were very similar." How dare two consecutive patients have the temerity to exhibit similar BP measurements!
Have asthma? I don't know if I dare!