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A bit of (topical) fun, What’s your favourite LCHF menu…..

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So you can have a starter, main course and a pudding (if you eat pudding… or another savoury course if you don’t - but something you think would lend itself to eating after dinner). What are your favourite dishes, be specific, so don’t say cheese board, list the varieties of cheese please and say what sides you would have with your main course if any.

Add a fish course and a soup course too if you’re that way inclined and you have enough cutlery to lay the table for five courses.

Perhaps you don’t normally eat three courses but this is a game, so try to get in the spirit of things! Also in the spirit of the game please try to post low carb food!!

I’d get the ball rolling myself but I’m still deciding on the starter, it’s a tie between duck liver parfait and prawn cocktail….. I’m also going to try to dig out photos.

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Professor-Yaffle

Oh and it's not a everyday meal so no need to worry about weight loss, it's a special occasion LCHF meal!

Subtle_badger profile image
Subtle_badger in reply to Professor-Yaffle

That's obvious, as your first course seems to be 1/4 kg of butter 😋

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to Subtle_badger

😂 Yes I wanted a photo with three cloches, one for each of the three courses, then I saw three cloches with a massive lump of butter.... seemed more topical. 🧈

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TheAwfulToadAmbassador in reply to Subtle_badger

Bloody amateurs. I'm going with 1/4kg of lard for a starter.

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Subtle_badger

The perfect is the enemy of the good. I have no favourite dishes that spring to mind, but I am sure I could build a few menus I would like. If you would loosen the terms you could create two menus with each of your starters.

And I would say "cheese board". Even back in the pre-keto days, if my partner was ordering a dessert and I still had room, if there wasn't tarte citron on the menu, I was much more likely to order a cheese board than another dessert. I was not picky about the constituents, happy to taste a random assortment. Even happier if there were unfamiliar cheeses.

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to Subtle_badger

"I have no favourite dishes that spring to mind, but I am sure I could build a few menus I would like"

Great, I'd like to hear some menus. A menu for each season even.....

TheAwfulToad profile image
TheAwfulToadAmbassador

For a special occasion, I think I'd have to say a steak. A proper steak, mind, not the disastrous stuff they sell in supermarkets. With a nice selection of veg, some sort of cream-based sauce (not picky about which one), and of course a bottle of wine.

Mushroom soup to start would be good. Or asparagus, maybe. I'd also be happy with a salad of some sort.

For dessert I'd like Eton mess with fresh raspberries. It's not exactly low-carb, but it's close.

And coffee.

I do like a cheeseboard, but more in the way of nibbles than dessert.

Professor-Yaffle profile image
Professor-Yaffle in reply to TheAwfulToad

Thanks AwfulToad. Which cut of steak?

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TheAwfulToadAmbassador in reply to Professor-Yaffle

Oh, I'm not picky, if you're buying :) I guess either a nice thick piece of fillet, or ribeye.

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to TheAwfulToad

Oh price is definately immaterial in this game so you can have whatever cut of steak your heart desires AwfulToad.

My main course is also steak I think and it's a cote de boeuf - a big one to be sliced at the table and shared. 🥩

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Subtle_badger in reply to Professor-Yaffle

Have you seen that cote de boeuf has been rebranded as the hipster-beloved tomahawk steak?

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to Subtle_badger

I have seen these Subtle_badger. I don't know a lot about butchery but it seems to me the difference is they have left the bone very long so that we can feel like cave people whilst eating them.

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to Professor-Yaffle

and I suppose eating a very large steak off a long bone with your hands provides a good photo opportunity

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Subtle_badger

I would probably just put myself in the hands of Yotam Ottolenghi....

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to Subtle_badger

Well I'm also a massive Ottolenghi fan! It would take me about half an hour of feeling overwhelmed and a few glasses wine to choose a meal from this menu.

But anyway I'm not 100% sure this isn't cheating Subtle_badger. ....

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to Professor-Yaffle

I'm making some of his salads this weekend...... Lots to love that is LCHF about Ottolenghi's work ...... the big piles of delicious cakes in the window are a bit of a problem for me to resist though.... he has a millionaire shortbread with a halva layer!

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Subtle_badger

Alright:

Dozen oysters on a bed of ice with pepper and a squeeze of lemon. Prosecco

Artichoke with real aioli. No drink, greasy fingers.

T-bone steak, bleu, with horseradish cream, accompanied by grilled asparagus salt/pepper/sumac and wild mushrooms in butter shoyu. Fighting shiraz

Cheese board 😝 Armagnac.

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to Subtle_badger

I would enjoy this menu a lot! I like your drinks pairings too.

I had to look up butter shoyu but I'm defiantly onboard with that.

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Fruitcake100 in reply to Subtle_badger

ooooooh. Can I come to that meal, just a Bendix dark choc mint with my coffee at the end.

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Subtle_badger in reply to Fruitcake100

You would be very welcome.

I am always looking for new treats, so I googled the mints; is that the bittermint? If so, it's more than half sugar 🤯 You are welcome to have one, of course. If we are having sugar, I may replace my Armagnac with Cointreau 😋

Or can I make a batch of truffles without hazelnut but with added peppermint extract?

healthunlocked.com/lchf-die...

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Fruitcake100 in reply to Subtle_badger

Ha ha sounds even better

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Professor-Yaffle

Solved my starter dilemma by adding a fish course;

Starter; chicken or duck liver parfait

Fish course ; prawn cocktail

Main; cote de boeuf - a big one, flame grilled and seasoned with smoked salt, sliced at the table for sharing. Creamed spinach and plain spinach. Grilled bone marrow. Blue cheese sauce.

Cheese course; tunworth, gorgonzola, and a really old stinky frech goats cheese with some mould.

Dessert; I just can't decide yet.......

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to Professor-Yaffle

Ok, I'm a bit ashamed of my dessert choice. But I'm trying to stick with the brief and if I'm really honest with myself, rather than cooking something inventive myself I want one of these:

yum
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Professor-Yaffle in reply to Professor-Yaffle

STUPIDLY expensive and I hate buying pre-made food but I do love these and have never managed to recreate anything like it at home .....

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KetoQueen in reply to Professor-Yaffle

I have a keto baking book. It produces delicious stuff. Which was not good because i ate it. With gusto. Note it is possible to put on weight in ketosis. Book only used for birthdays now.

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to KetoQueen

Yes, I'm pretty new to keto style baking and still discovering how it works. My main culprits for weight gain historically have been too much wine and having too many exceptions, like baking an actual cake in all it's carbohydratey glory, for a special occasion or having pasta once a month. It all adds up, especially the wine! I'm now in a position where I'm trying to loose some weight so I'm trying to cut back on exceptions.

Does the Keto baking book have anything like this Keto Carmel Shortbread in it? I have often stared at the ingredients (whilst licking out the little plastic tub - I really love them) and thought how the hell do they make this yummy little thing from this strange list of ingredients.....

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KetoQueen in reply to Professor-Yaffle

Unhelpful

Almond butter and chocolate brownies??
KetoQueen profile image
KetoQueen in reply to KetoQueen

Also unhelpful butterscotch bars

Butterscotch bars
Professor-Yaffle profile image
Professor-Yaffle in reply to KetoQueen

These look like something I would thoroughly enjoy!

KetoQueen profile image
KetoQueen in reply to Professor-Yaffle

And my personal weakness, garlic cheesy muffins

Garlic cheese muffins
Professor-Yaffle profile image
Professor-Yaffle in reply to KetoQueen

and these!

KetoQueen profile image
KetoQueen in reply to Professor-Yaffle

Put an inch on my bum in the 3 months after I bought this book.

Keto baking book
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Professor-Yaffle in reply to KetoQueen

This does look like a dangerous book!

I can fully imagine really getting very into Keto baking as I'm quite taken with cooking that involves an element of challenge or a puzzle that needs solving.

Do you think the book can help me piece these ingredients;

Virgin Coconut Oil*, Chicory Root Fibre, Almonds (nuts), Cacao Butter, Dessicated Coconut*, Cashew (nuts), Vanilla Extract, Lucuma, Cacao Powder, Sea salt. *Organic. Allergens in bold.

Into the Keto Caramel Shortbread above?

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to Professor-Yaffle

Maybe it's best I don't know how to make them though..... as I said they are very expensive which is a good deterrent. I have only eaten three this year 😇

Subtle_badger profile image
Subtle_badger in reply to Professor-Yaffle

I think that is wise. You couldn't only make three of them, so you'd end up with a trayful, that you'd have to eat. Probably the ingredients for the trayful wouldn't be much less than 3 bars.

I wouldn't bother.

KetoQueen profile image
KetoQueen in reply to Professor-Yaffle

Subtle_badger could these ingredients a make a version of your truffles?

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Subtle_badger in reply to KetoQueen

Professor-Yaffle you could try truffles.

healthunlocked.com/lchf-die...

That's just a jumping off point. You can leave out the nuts, and add whatever you want. I made a sugar free version with 27 g 100% chocolate, 12g erythritol and 80g double cream.

Delicious. Didn't bother to roll it into balls, just kept in in a pot in the fridge with a teaspoon. No binge possible with those quantities.

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Professor-Yaffle

Steamed artichoke filled with a prawn cocktail sounds amazing Happyman.

I'm a bit of a fan of a stuffed vegetable and for some reason it never occurred to me to stuff an artichoke but actually they are a nice bowl shape. Feel a bit silly for not noticing this.

I also have quite an interest in middle eastern food as you can probably tell. My rose water is arriving later for the panna cotta at the weekend. The chef Subtle_Badger mentions above also uses a lot of middle eastern ingredients - his restaurants are pretty expensive!! but his cook books aren't - in-fact most Ottolenghi receipts are online too - and it's all very easily recreated at home!

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Sheperdess

What a fun challenge 🏆

Let’s see …..

Starter: Perl las mousse with marinated fennel, butter and seeded crackers

Main: Truffled royal salmon fillet with baba gaboush, sautéed cabbage 🥬 and lightly curried cauliflower rice

Dessert: chocolate and almond torte with raspberries and double cream.

To drink: Bollinger champagne and marigold martini 🍸 Yum 😋

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to Sheperdess

That starter ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Luckily I don't have anything other than the seeded crackers and butter in the house or I might not be able to stop myself making it now. Blue cheese and fennel!

No expense spared - I love it.

Starter:- A really coarse pate de compagne

Main :- Has to be fish with green veg

Desert:- chocolate mousse with raspberries and whipped cream.

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to

Nice menu.

Which fish would you choose Hylda? 🐟🎣🐡🐠?

Something “meaty” like pollock. So fresh it’s still flapping on the plate👍

TheAwfulToad profile image
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Crikey. You lot all have posh tastes. I feel completely outclassed here.

What's the keto equivalent of pie and chips?

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to TheAwfulToad

Don't like the sound of an almond or coconut flour pie crust for a savoury pie.... and I can't think of a replacement for chips so I guess a pile of pie filling? Sounds nice AwfulToad.

Good point though. We have all gone for quite high end stuff.... but then again, with this game the only limit is your imagination and it's not an everyday meal.

Now I think about it a coconut pie crust with something to bind it might be nice with a spicy filling - not sure it would work in terms of the physics though.

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TheAwfulToadAmbassador in reply to Professor-Yaffle

You reminded me of this ...

youtube.com/watch?v=1RdSSJT...

A bit of googling turned up this recipe for flaky "pastry". It uses some rather exotic ingredients, but it would probably make a fine pie crust and/or cover:

mouthwateringmotivation.com...

I think I'd want to swap out more of the almond flour for coconut flour, though.

I've tried making 'chips' with underripe papaya (ie., more yellow/orange than green). Parboil, then fry in butter+oil. They're absolutely nothing like potato chips - the flavour and texture is more like glazed carrots - but they go well with savoury beef dishes. Carb count is also about the same as carrots.

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MTCee in reply to TheAwfulToad

Celeriac makes acceptable low carb chips. Not exactly crispy...more like soft chip shop style chips but definitely ok as a substitute.

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to MTCee

Yes Springersrule has also mentioned celeriac chips below. Do you fry them or bake the MeTeeCee?

MTCee profile image
MTCee in reply to Professor-Yaffle

I boil them for a minute then drain them, add coconut oil, salt and pepper and bake them at 220 for about half an hour.

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to MTCee

Thanks MeTeeCee

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to TheAwfulToad

I watched the video and my main takeaway is that it's ok to add vodka, rum and bourbon to all pastry and it makes it more flakey. I like flakey and I like drinking so it's win win for me. Best tip of the week!

I'm a fan of the overlap between cooking and science.

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to TheAwfulToad

and I'm impressed with the keto puff in the pictures included with the recipe ..... I might try a keto pie and see if mine looks anything like the picture. I will add vodka rum and bourbon though.... a glaring omission from the recipe.

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Subtle_badger in reply to TheAwfulToad

Two Aldi pork sausages patties with a slice of cheese between and a fried egg (with a few tomatoes if I am pushing the boat out) is my go to quick meal. That seems close to pie and chips.

KetoQueen profile image
KetoQueen in reply to Subtle_badger

I raise you fried bacon & mushrooms with a spoonful of home made liver pate melted on top. Hashtag Aldi.

Subtle_badger profile image
Subtle_badger in reply to KetoQueen

I was going for maximum pie&chips-iness. Your dish sounds tastier, but less basic, so I overrule it!

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KetoQueen in reply to TheAwfulToad

Pork scratchings, chef/home made, & gin & tonicMedium rare steak & spinach, maybe with a creamy sauce, Malbec wine

Erithrytol chocolate & almond brownie & double cream OR dolcelatte cheese

Strong coffee & 90% chocolate

Lie down. (I’d never be able to eat all that these days.)

Or is that all a bit Parsons Green for you?

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to KetoQueen

Great choices KetoQueen.

Somebody well-meaning bought me a bag of salt and vinegar pork scratchings last week - they were actually very nice! I miss salt and vinegar crisps, not the crisps themselves but the idea of a salty/acidic snack. I agree about home/chef made ones though 🤤

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KetoQueen in reply to Professor-Yaffle

I love pork scratchings both in a bag & homemade. Have to be very sparing with them or I stop looking like a goddess...

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springersrule

Now this has had me thinking and this is the banquet (i have lots of cutlery) i would love to sit down to:

Broccoli & cauliflower with Danish blue cheese soup;

Mackerel in bbq sauce on steamed cabbage, baked egg in the middlr and and grated red leicester cheese on top;

Salmon fillet marinated in EVO, lime juice and black pepper served on a bed of butter fried white cabbage;

Sirloin steak with a blue cheese topping, celeriac chunky chips with a side salad of red peppers, black olives, mangetout and cooked mushrooms dressed with a mix of EVO, balsamic vinegar and mustard;

Raspberry and lemon mug cake.

To drink would be a glass of water and a pitcher of strawberry Pimms (I dont know if Pimms is carby but was my favourite tipple before i had to stop alcohol due to medication).

Anyone fancy joining me, i don't mind doing the cooking if you wash the pots 😂😂 xx

Ps Professor Yaffle, Would you mind if i pinched this idea for one of my Food Glorious Food Daily Chats on the weight loss forum? x

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TheAwfulToadAmbassador in reply to springersrule

Funny how food brings back memories. When I was a younger toad, there used to be a gastropub hidden away in the Staffordshire countryside that did an incredible version of that soup. It was our go-to place for proper food. We always seemed to be the only customers in there, and they closed down after a while.

I can only imagine what the British food landscape looks like now after a year's worth of sending "non-essential" businesses into bankruptcy.

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springersrule in reply to TheAwfulToad

Oh i'm glad its evoked pleasurable memories and what a shame in shut down. In the area i live on the border between north and west yorkshire i think most of the businesses have faired quite well. I don't think it will be the same in the cities unfortunately.

I'm busy building food memories as most of mine are from school meals or a generation that murdered all food by over cooking it 😂 xx

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to springersrule

Good morning Springersrule

Yes, please do be inspired by this post and do something similar on the weight loss community.

I like the way you have taken the challenge seriously and come up with a 5 course menu. I like a menu that takes me on a journey. I will definitely join you and wash all the pots afterwards (and the five courses worth of cutlery😂).

Two fish courses feels like a real treat 😍🐟🐠. I will try the celeriac chips. I like celeriac a lot but I always get a bit bothered trying to wash and peel it 😬. How do you usually cook them?

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springersrule in reply to Professor-Yaffle

Thanks Professor-Yaffle, i will do the challenge on the friday before the next bank holiday 😊.

My banquet is all about food discoveries on my journey. Things i'd never had, cooked or liked before, but love love love now. The mug cake just had to be added because i can have the whole cake and eat it 😂😂

You'd be very welcome at my table, i would probably do the drying too 😊 xx

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Subtle_badger in reply to springersrule

I googled Pimms.

📣📣📣 SPOILER ALERT! IF YOU LOVE PIMMS STOP READING!📣📣📣

The following is all relevant nutritional information for Pimms No1 and is per 25ml serving.

Alcohol by volume

25%

Allergens

None

Energy........168kJ

Energy........40kcal

Protein.......0 g

Carbohydrate..1.2 g

Fat...........0 g

Ingredients

Water, alcohol, gin, sugar, flavourings and colour (spirit caramel E150a)

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springersrule in reply to Subtle_badger

Wow Subtle_badger, all that in just 25ml!!! Its a good job i don't drink now, i'd probably hit my weekly carb target just on a friday night 😂😂 xx

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Subtle_badger in reply to springersrule

My favourite forbidden tipple is Cointreau, which must be nearly half sugar.

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springersrule in reply to Subtle_badger

😮😮😂 xx

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Ladylin151

My favorite LCHF meals are usually at a diner. I really like all day breakfast.

Coffee coffee coffee.

Omelette with seafood inside and hollandaise outside. Or filled with spinach, bacon and cream cheese.

Or Eggs Benedict on spinach, no muffin, extra hollandaise.

Or the same but with asparagus.

They will grill a side of fresh spinach to replace my toast....I've never even thought of needing something "to finish" besides a sunshiny day and a walk!

in reply to Ladylin151

Hi your back! Hope house move went ok and you and yours have been Covid free. Di

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Professor-Yaffle in reply to Ladylin151

Thanks for sharing Ladylin151 and for bringing some amazing breakfast food to thread! Thinking of seafood omelette makes me long for a sunny holiday. 🦐🦀🏖️

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Subtle_badger in reply to Professor-Yaffle

Oh, and that makes me think seafood galette. 😋

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Professor-Yaffle

Missed this reply the first time round. That's a shame about the artichokes. Is it too hot to grow them in your garden?

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Professor-Yaffle

😱 that's a lot for an artichoke. Hope you find an artichoke solution.

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