Warning:

[popshaw21]

Warning,theres been a fight in the biscult tin!..A lad called rocky has hit a penguin over the head with a club,tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribband and made his breakaway in a taxi,police say rocky was last seen just after eight by a viscount from maryland,hobbnobbing with a ginger nut and an accomplice,know only to the police as Rich T.unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence,so the jammie dodger might get away with it !!...

[happyfeet]

Hahaha, very witty, was having a really naff morning with pain from my lungs. But thst hasmade me chuckle. So thankyou.x

[popshaw21 in reply to happyfeet]

I'm so happy Ive made you laugh,as laughter is the best medicine.I'll try and post something else when i find some inspiration.x

[InSpain]

Very funny! That's cheered me up no end, thanks xxx

[popshaw21 in reply to InSpain]

I'm so pleased i cheered you up.x

[popshaw21]

so glad i made you laugh I'll try and think of something else soon.

[KarenOR]

Thats funny lol made me smile,this morning

[Jillymo]

Ha Ha you made me chuckle i hope you all like this one as laughter is a good healer.

IRISH MATHS TEST

Paddy wants a job, but the boss won't hire him until he passe a little maths test.

Here is your first question, the boss said. "Without using the numbers represent the number 9." Without numbers?" Paddy says ! "Dats easy." And proceeds to draw three trees.

"Whats this?" the boss askes.

"Have you no Brain? Tree and tree, plus tree makes 9" says Paddy.

"Fair enough, " says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

Paddy stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree........ "Ere ye go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

"Each of them trees is now dirty. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, plus dirty tree.

Dat makes 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire Paddy, so he says, "all right last question.

Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

PaddyStares into space some more, then picks up the picture again and makes a a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere ye go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "you must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"

Paddy leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and whispers, "A little dog came along and pooped by each tree.

So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd dat makes ONE HUNDRED!"

PADDY IS THE NEW SUPERVISOR !!!!

[popshaw21 in reply to Jillymo]

very funny jillymo,made me laugh out loud...brilliant,thankyou x

[Jillymo in reply to popshaw21]

I'm glad i made you smile. The dog in your picture is so much like my old dog Micko she lived to be 20 ! What a great companion she was.

I have read your mailings, sounds like you have had a rough time yet you can still joke and have a laugh.

I love your biscuit one. x

[popshaw21 in reply to Jillymo]

very funny jillymo...heres another funny, hope you like it.

Paddy is sunbathing on a nude beach in spain.

out of manners and to prevent sunburn he kept his hat over his BITS!!!

A woman walks past sniggering and says "if you were a gentleman you would lift your hat"........Paddy replies "if you weren't so fricking ugly,it would lift itself!!!!!

[Leigha]

Thanks for all the laughs and smiles..... you're making my morning here.

[Angelpaws]

Popshaw.....that really takes the biscuit! x

[Jillymo]

Just a bit of fun for all to enjoy to help with every day living and the pain we have to endure.

I have just got home after a Sunday lunch at my sons (very nice to may I add) now fat and bloated i shall waddle off to my bed. Nyt Nyt Zzzzzzzz

[Suzypawz]

Ha ha ha .... the best medicine is a little laughter thank you xx

[MaryF Administrator]

Good on you. You sound on full form. Mary F x