Well this IS, sort of, Food related

[AndrewT]

Dear Chefs- Ok ALL,

I'm NOT going to tell you, what I dropped, on the floor today...Because it would CRACK you up. 'Oh Shell', you would say "I did the EGGS-act same thing myself. It's All White but, not really, much of a Yoke when you let these things 'Roll Off' on you. I had to use a LOT, of kitchen roll, after I had my 'Smashing' time.

While I'm here, one to catch your friends....Ask them "Which is more grammatically correct…..The yoke, of an egg is white, or the yoke, of an egg are white". Your friend will reply 'The yoke of an egg IS white'...WRONG🙄......the YOKE, of an egg......is YELLOW😁. This proves that, generally speaking, people don't actually listen and ONLY hear what 'Fits' with their assumptions. If you tell someone, that Space has 100, 000, 000, 000 stars in every Galaxy, they will believe you, however tell them that the Kettle is hot....They HAVE to touch it 'yes you are right' 🙈🙉🙊. Anyway enough lessons on, Human Nature 🤷‍♀️.

A bit of a 'Distraction', for a change- Fun though 😊.

AndrewT

[andyswarbs]

In my book eggs are not food for humans. They are chicken's periods. When humans take them away it causes the chicken harm because the chicken is then "encouraged" to produce more eggs, which depletes their health. Normally a chicken would eat its own eggs to recover some of that nutrition.

So what on earth a chef would want with an egg is beyond me!

[AndrewT in reply to andyswarbs]

Dear andyswarbs,

Thank you for your, VERY accurate, observations regarding eggs. I'm sorry if my 'Post' offended you- however let me explain. I intended a 'Light Hearted' Post, poking fun at Myself, for the Most part. Rather like telling Children about a 'Bearded Old Man', who brings them Presents at Christmas, rather than that 'Christians Stole the Pagan Solstice Celebrations'. Rather than Discussing the Abject Consumerism, that forces, Workers in Developing Countries to be exploited. Rather like telling children that there is No Tooth Fairy, it's only Mum & Dad, giving you money. Rather like telling people that the Magical Show, they just saw, was only Illusion- That 'Sort Of' thing. I don't suppose for one Minute that your Children, if you have any that is, believe in ANY of these Things...Cinderella, Rapunzel, Snow White, indeed the whole of Walt Disney's creations- all LIES, nothing more!

As I said, I'm VERY sorry, if I offended you I was only intending a bit of 'Fun'....I AM aware that you have, absolutely NO concept, of this. Basically it involves taking a Subject and 'Twisting' it, for Comic effect. I did this with '' I'm not going to tell you what I dropped, on the floor, because it would Crack you up.....It wasn't intended as a Comment, on egg production, it was just a 'Bit' of Fun. I'm sorry that this was, very clearly, Lost on you andyswarbs. I'll tell you what....I'll try to be more 'Aware' of Egg Production Methods, if YOU will try to be less of a Sober Sides. By the way Man has, for countless generations, 'Harvested' Eggs for consumption, as far as I am aware Chickens, Geese, Ducks etc ARE still alive.

Apologetically yours

AndrewT

[andyswarbs in reply to AndrewT]

no offence taken.

[Hidden]

'cracked' me up Andrew..( we share the same name ) wish we had more posts like this to lighten up the day.😊

[Hidden]

Good morning AndrewT, this is very comical and a good way of dealing with a mishap. I love eggs so please don't apologise for eating eggs, they're a very healthy food unless you have an allergy.

Personally I think that you have an eggcentric humour and at least you had good eggercise cleaning up your kitchen...But I won't egg you on about your humour as you're a bit of a comedi-hen...😂

And at least you can make fun off yourself my friend and I like that...😊

[AndrewT in reply to Hidden]

Dear Jerry,

Thank YOU, for your reply, to my eggs-sentric Post😄. I just though, that maybe, I could Eggs-stact a laugh, at my eggs-pense😂. I'm glad that I Cracked someone up...Sorry 😁.

Take care Jerry, or should be EGGS-Stra care🙄

AndrewT

[Snowdrops_17]

It lightened up my day for sure!!!!! (@j@)