put on pan to boil ... forget it as it burns dry
try again .... add eggs to boiling water .... forget that you did that
and serve to your partner ..... see pictures.... for his breakfast as he goes to work ....
I did not know you could actually burn eggs to the bottom of a saucepan
here endeth lesson one from last week ...
next I can show pictures of burnt potatoes and burned cherry scones!!!
That sounds exactly the sort of thing my husband would do if I let him cook. Sad reallt when he used to do all the cooking in the house!
ha ha ha i feel so normal suddenly !
you are not alone my husband excels in burnt egg, burnt pasta and his speciality burnt rice. x
lol my daughters the same im so scared to leave her in the house alone beause of it ,,i was on my front once smelt burning i knew instantly it was toast burning ran inside and my daughter was upstirs running a bath completley forgot ,,and obviousley couldnt smell it as her smells gone so got all me smoke detectors working now lol
e also had exploding porridge in the microwave! Messsy!
My son's the same,pizza in the oven,then forgets all about it! No sense of smell,taste and some of his hearings gone, so if he goes in his bedroom and turns the t.v. on, forget it!!!
my daughters issue warnings about what I can do to pizza! i reckon there is a little pizza god that sits in my oven to distress all pizza so they have a personality crisis and metamorphose to UBO (unidentifed baked objects)
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I've had my orders ;)
