Well it is Saturday morning and I received an unexpected letter telling me I have come into some into some unexpected money. No, it isn't from a Nigerian Prince it is far closer to home - Wolverhampton!
Our friends in the DWP have decided to award me more money. Yes from April, I will receive an extra 55p a week.
After hours pondering what I am going to do with my windfall and in discussion with the family we decided that we should not let it change our life but want to keep on living the quite life out of the public eye.
Although if the pressure gets too much we may have to leave the UK and move to America to escape the press and fill in the time with interviews on Oprah.
I hope you all have similar (preferably better) good fortune over the coming weeks