Make you ALL Smile, I hope

[AndrewT]

Dear Everybody- that's a 'Welcoming' Start,

A Mother, and Son, are attending a, particularly Long, Christmas Service at the local Church. After about Two Hours- or so, the boy says "Mummy I don't feel well". His Mother suggests that he 'step outside', for a few minutes. However, not long after the Boy leaves, the Service finally ends. By the time, the mother, 'finds' her son he is clearly Much improved. "Oh your obviously feeling Better Darling" says the Mum. "Oh Yes, thank you Mummy" says the boy "I found this Little Box, marked 'For The Sick'"!

Then there was the American Minister, who had a unique way of 'increasing' the Church Collection. He would 'Offer' three Possible Sermons....the First Two Hours long, the Second One Hour long and the Final one Half an hour long. The Sermon, he chose, depended on the Collection.

Hope this has 'Raised' a smile😊

AndrewT

[WinB]

Nice one Andrew xx

[1949liz]

So funny Loved it thank you 🌹Liz x