Just had JW knock on the door and I chewed their ear off

[bexx87]

I had 2 JW at the door and I opened it in my pjs and dressing gown so I chewed their ear off about Brexit and how I work for the council so I get politcal crap shoved in my face and I dont want to me dealing with at home but I cant avoid it as my facebook feed ect is full up and my own MH struggles and warned that if they knock on next door she may not open the door but if she does she will hurl abuse at you as the whole street has had it and they thanked me for warning and said they just wanted to share some positive light and I said I am a spiritual person and believe in the universe and shes been throwing things at me to keep me going and I go to a spiritual church up the road and when they asked me if I knew who they were I said I have a friend in Belfast whos husband is part of the church and told them all about you and Anthony and how when I last visited you had bible study that I said in on and that my grandparents were Catholic Christians, my mum has copies of the old and new testment, my and cousins are names after biblical people and I have christian work colleagues so they laughed and said so you know everything

I make all chuggers (charity muggers) regret knocking on my door or stoppping me in the street I did it with British heart foundation, homeless people, pets in need to vets and those that stop me in the street and I tell them more about their charity than they know so they all run off scared

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Just start a conversation about why a JW parent would rather their kid die than get a blood transfusion.

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Hello bexx87 . I just saw this as the random algorithm made the post pop up. I laughed and laughed and I do feel for you - had this the other day and was confused by the whole thing. Where I live the police (very patient and polite doing frequent door to door), delivery people (hurrah), politicians (pushy and wanting me to join their party and deliver their leaflets door to door) and the young and spookily well dressed JWs knock at my door. Although tempted to not get up, it woke me up so I raced at a sick snail's pace to the door to see two smartly dressed people heading off down the path. I wanted to scream 'why knock if you can't be @?#*$ng bothered to wait for an answer? I was apoplectic and I was wondering why I was so angry. I was tempted to put another sign up above the 'no rainforests of junk mail and flyers please' this time saying 'Please have a heart as it takes great effort for me to answer the door and you could at least wait for me to answer it'. That's a bit long though...

I hope the universe is sending good things and people you actually want to see your way

Regards, Bill Stickers

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