The Baroness and that stalker chap alongside,
Sir Colin Moistwipe-Moistwipe-Dipstick
Sir Colin was a lyricist who wrote the phenomenally popular songs,
'Oops, is that a badger?' and 'Fear the Chastity Belt'
He was idolised by the youngsters and loathed by adults. He chose to go into battle after his song, 'Push your Sword in My Armour' was banned by many towns.
He survived the battle but died shortly after as a result of somebody pushing their sword into his armour.