Gosh seems ages since I posted anything cheerful on here so going to have an attempt ....
Firstly to everyone on here who has been in flare, worse pain or like moffy has had to go for tests , my sympathies and best wishes and eyes crossed ( my fingers dont cross without pain) that everyone comes through it...and if we are all sent out to work I have the perfect job for all of us... Sorry for whoever I offend in advance...........
Ok so first the good news. Two weeks of dieting I have lost 5lb I am now the weight I THOUGHT I was BEFORE I started dieting, so now the real battle begins.
My neck and shoulder muscles are now out of spasm but my neck is worse... Seems one night Gins crept into my bedroom and swapped her neck for mine, not only will it not turn right but when I move it at all it makes a snap crackling and pop that would make me an overnight star on the rice crispies add.... If any cereal executives are reading this give me a ring.. For an exorbitant fee I will contort my neck for amazing sound effects
Ok now to the insulting bit... 3 years ago my rheumatologist sent a letter to physio and my GP stating I needed neck manipulation.. Yes you have guessed it.... Nothing doing ... So on Friday my Gp contacted physio and asked them to LOOK at me..... Well they phoned... So unless there is a spycam on my phone I don't know about ..they only spoke to me, when they heard about my neck they squeaked down the phone oh no no no we can't help you we don't touch necks....... ???? Huh I thought physios were MEANT to get people moving again... They then phoned my GP and said I ought to go to group pain management counselling. I received a phone call back from my GP who said... Do you really want to go to talk about your pain ...it's in your body not in your head.... At this point I wanted to hug him... But it's difficult over the phone.... So I said you know me I,ll try anything once.... To which point the GP quipped back I know ... That's what worries me...
So a heads up if a fish walks into your local pain management clinic with a neck that only turns right it could well be me and if they start spouting rubbish about mind over matter i shall tell them so..... But boy I would love to be a physio at my local hospital they either refuse to see you. Or when they did 5 years ago they covered my shoulder in acupuncture needles and went to have a coffee... Good job I didn't suddenly fall over and impale myself on them and the last time they fitted my neck up to a traction machine and left me again to have a coffee, fortunately the machine behaved and I wasn't left with a neck like a giraffe...
Well it's a long rambling blog but more cheerful than I have felt since before Christmas
Off to GP tomorrow to play tunes on my neck for him
VGx