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DAFT AS A BRUSH !!!

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I do not know if I have already written about this here but if I have please forgive me as my memory is terrible.

On leaving the armed forces I wanted to go into a job that had the same kind of kudos so I choose security and worked in that sector for many many years reaching the dizzy height of "Senior Regional Manager" responsible for over 1800 staff but that is by the by. I remember after my training you were allocated the place where you would be working, and I was given mine and told to report for the night shift starting at 7pm. I completed the night shift and finished at 0645am the next day and on the way home I paid for a newspaper and read it on the tube home. Arrived home went to bed arose at about 4pm had something to eat shower shave and out, on the way to catch the tube I bought a newspaper and started to read it and I was suddenly aware that I had the gift of clairvoyance because as I was reading the newspaper I just knew what the next page was going to say,until I realised I had read that same paper on that morning on the way home !! Night shift can really addle your brain cells

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neesey1005

Are you blonde? (I can say that because I am ☺). Or maybe you had fibromyalgia then? - Neese

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Heliboy911 in reply to neesey1005

Yes I used to very blonde but now sadly it grey !!

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Sorebones

Yep, that's a good one! Your foresight was hindsight lol 🐸

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Heliboy911 in reply to Sorebones

;>)))))

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peck

Things that make you go huh?? Peck.🐤

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Heliboy911 in reply to peck

Or in my case Duuh

Ahh, what a shame it would have been a good super power, or maybe not. Just seen Deadpool...

Anyway thanks for sharing, it made me smile 😊

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TerryT1

My favourite one at the moment, is checking the clock to see what time it is, then having to check it again because I wasn't paying attention the first time...

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TheAuthor

Hi Heliboy911

That really is a shame that you did not really have a super power as you could have given us all the lottery numbers? Please take care of yourself my friend.

All my hopes and dreams for you

Ken

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