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Hi all aint been on for a while. At mo dealing with a blood clot In leg. So feeling rather sorry for myself lol

Can someone please tell me a joke or something.

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Good evening! So sorry to hear that.Unfortunately I don't know any jokes but I can send you some positive and healing vibes!Have you cracked out the comedy corner?You could read the posts from the last virtual trip that we had to the science museum or foggys pics of the day.Hope this helps x

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gloglo in reply toharibo36

Aww thanks so much Haribo36.

I love haribo's my fave sweets.

How are you sweetie?

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haribo36 in reply togloglo

Oops silly me!Meant to say checked out not cracked out hehe :D iam suffering myself this evening with a lot of pain in my back as been on my feet all day and done a bit of hoovering and cooked a roast dinner,both of which always cause me to have pain.Haribo is the name of my cat hehe and I love sweets and especially chocolate! I've had a big bar of galaxy this evening which I shared with my youngest son.Hope gins comes up with a good joke for you :D

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gloglo in reply toharibo36

Haha your funny!!

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gloglo in reply toharibo36

GIN it seems you need some hads on therapy for that back ache. Lol

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Ginsing

I am so sorry to hear you need cheering but happy to have a go just let me think fort a no

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gloglo in reply toGinsing

Heres one for you gin its a little rude but not bad.

What dose a scientist do when he's constipated............he works it out with a pencil ...hehehe !!!

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Ginsing

Pk What is the most unreliable vegetable?

Wait for it A Fickle onion

Captain why didn't you stop that ball?

Goalie " uh thats what the nets for isn't it?

Last one for mo.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a crystal ball

You get a message from the udder side hohohoh I like that one

xgins

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gloglo in reply toGinsing

I liked the last one. Son didn't find it very funny though. Told me to write a book instead lol

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anbuma

is your leg swollen.?i went to try on my new boots yesterday and couldn't do up the zip on my left leg because calf swollen.been to drs 3 times in last few weeks-don't really want to have to go again.

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gloglo in reply toanbuma

Yes it was quite swollen around the knee and lower leg.at mo in a ot of pain so I'm in bed with it raised watching downton abby.

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gloglo in reply toanbuma

Sorry to hear about your leg babe. How long you had the pain?

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anbuma in reply togloglo

it isn't painful just well swollen(not calf anyway-knees ankles and feet are)

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