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Hello Crinone my old friend

You’ve come to mess with me again

Making messes in my underwear

Funky business happening way down there

And to what end?

So you can give me cramps in my back end?

Oh what a friend…

Just give me please…

No farts, just silence…

(technically … the cramps are in my tummy, but that didn’t rhyme)

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Love this! You just have to keep laughing through this process😃.

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Haha good one! I never used so much pads in a month till I started using crinone gel!

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ForABabyPanda in reply toPurple_skies

SAME! I long for the feel of just my pants against my skin! Considering buying some primark cheapies and using them as disposables or at least not caring about them. It’s not like there’s so much comes out it would actualy soak through right?

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Purple_skies in reply toForABabyPanda

My worry is that it may soak through since I am on 3 progesterone vaginal cap and 1 crinone gel twice daily.. It can be quite embarrassing if people see a stain on my dress don't you think 😅? Somehow price of a pad is cheaper than the embarrassment I may experience.

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ForABabyPanda in reply toPurple_skies

oh yes if you’re on that amount most definitely!! Wow I thought I was on loads being on 2x Crinone a day! Can’t imagine using other stuff as well. How do you get anything else done in the day?

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Purple_skies in reply toForABabyPanda

I cannot do strenous work so inserting progesterone cap and gel is the only strenuous work I do! My latest theory is the crinone gel seeps through the pad! Because I see some small stains behind the pad! How crazy is it? And our embryo implantation and pregnancy success depends on crinone gel. So we got to live with it because it is our good friend!

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ForABabyPanda in reply toPurple_skies

ahh see I was trying to work and had the odd social activity. Crinone at 8am before work at 9, and then Crinone again at 8pm (plus or minus an hour depending on schedule). If I had to add 2/3 other insertions during the day I’d be constantly lying on my bed.

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Purple_skies in reply toForABabyPanda

They say it is good to do some walking to help with blood circulation...so some activity is good! All the best to both of us!

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