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Crowd funding needed to help my cat go to a miracle clinic in the Ukraine so he can achieve his dream of becoming a father. Please help?

Crowd funding needed to help my cat go to a miracle clinic in the Ukraine so he can achieve his dream of becoming a father. Please help?

Dear all

Please help lovely ladies. This is a real post honestly! My cat was neutered against his will and now at the ripe old age of three, he's met a special girl cat and wants to raise a family, as this is typical in his culture. A neighbors cat told him about an amazing clinic in the Ukraine that offers hope to those who think they have lost all hope. They said they may not be able to reverse the vasectomy, so he's needs a sperm donor and his girl cat will need a surrogate to carry her kittens due to a road accident. This clinic in the Ukraine said they can help all in for 2,000 euros no extra, staff speaks good english. It called Bollockstex, has anyone heard of it? I know we can mention clinics here's but what else are infertility support forums for - apart from blatant advertising?

Please help. My cat is depressed and taken to his bed. God willing the amazing clinic in the Ukraine will help xxx thank you

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This is the funniest yet. Absolutely in hysterics here. Love love love this. Thank you for cheering me up. xxxxxxx

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Have you heard of this amazing clinic? Do you have a neighbor, aunt or friend who's been to Bollockstex? My cat would make such a good dad, he's so caring. Possibly you know of another clinic who can help? Please can't you blatantly advertise here? Or send me a link?

Do you think there's a kind lady cat out there who'd be willing to carry their kittens? How much do you think that might cost? Help please xx

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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His girl cat had kittens before her accident but she has desire for more. Hopefully with the help and advice on here in some short further there will be another kitten and my cat will experience fatherhood. Please prey for us xx

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😆😂🤣

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Dee-N*h posted that BollocksTex offers free accommodation and transportation. And they have patients from all over the world. And the doctors are multilingual. So there's is no problem to deal with.

God she's so in the know, almost like she works there because her other posts also mention BollocksTexCom centre from Kiev, UA but that's on other similar forums.

I need to get my cat there asap because I'd desperately like to give my hard earned cash to such an unprofessional clinic.

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Hahahah! I hear the queues are very short and the taxi driver takes you straight there and everyone speaks perfect English too! Sounds like a dream come true...

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Thank goodness everyone has heard of BollocksTexCom because they work miracles all inclusive. My cat wants to fly asap but I've got to get him a passport. Can he have his initial consultation via Skype? Does anyone know? Please help.

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Nicoll*ineS also mentions BollocksTexCom in all her posts. She says the doctors will help to succed. They will have my cat have his kittens no matter what it takes!

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My mother has a very randy cat called Ollie who might be just what or who you need. He is very eager and willing😂😂😂

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But BollocksTexCom works miracles. So, many posts on this website support forum from obviously fake poster constantly recommending this clinic that he just wants to go there.

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Lol

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My cat wants kittens and there's a miracle clinic in the Ukraine that can help. Have you not heard of BollocksTexCom? What like there are other clinics out there with such high success rates?? Never, I don't believe it.

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Hysterical...can't stop laughing! You have definitely made my day!!!

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My cat is such a warm and giving person, he really wants to be a Dad too and has asked to go to Kiev, does anyone have any experience of this? I too heard that the Dr's there talk Kittenese, so they really may help put my poor stressed depressed desperate cat at ease.

However I think my cat thinks Kiev means chicken kiev, always has his mind on food - probably as effective.

My cat's uncle's aunt's first nephew niece cousin went to Kiev and got amazing miracle results. They now have twin kittens god bless thanks the Ukrainian clinic.

But please, god bless all of you through your journey and with hope and prayers and love and blessings and surrogacy, you will all get to your dreams. Please share your knowledge with me and feedback thank you very much i cant write properly blah.

I will tell my cat about BollocksTexCom but he seems to think he can go to Bernard Matthews farm for turkey basting insemination and some chicken Kiev.

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Oh stop! Doubled over and in tears laughing!!! 😂😂😂

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and some turkey twizzlers... nom nom

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😄😄😄😄😄

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Do you think Street Cat Bob will be my surrogate? He seems very with it..

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But will he go to the Ukraine? Will his passport permit this amazing service? The fact that he is boycat does not matter...all are welcome there.

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that's so reassuring thank you bless you warmest god fearing wishes

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😂😂😂 I think you may soon be responsible for scaring any unscrupulous advertisers away from this message board for life 😀

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We can but hope!! xx

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@hampshiregal and @Iloveeggs you've got me in stitches! Great post and the best way yet to make our displeasure about advertising known :-) Keep it up!

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Thank you but my cat thinks it's real, please don't tell him. He's hoping to be met by the BollocksTexCom driver at the airport that's going to take him to the hotel owned by BollocksTexCom. Which apparently is homely and cosy. The multilingual staff will take great care of him. xxx

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Do they speak cat? If so take my moneyyyyy

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Now we have a certain Elle W responding to loads of posts from over a year ago and referring to a certain clinic - it's shameless!

I don't think my report function on the app works - I hit report but it doesn't then pop up with the list of why I am reporting it (as it does from my computer browser) so no idea if my reports are getting through to admin.

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I reported it and got told off by admin!

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How did you get told off?? xx

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They told me to report, which I always do and best not to respond. I only highlighted a Spam message by asking them not to advise on this forum. Still unsure why we're not allowed to ask spammers to go away?

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I pretty much did that yesterday and I didn't get pulled up on it 🤔 xx

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what do you mean you can't ask the spammers to go away?

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Ohh waw I'm in the middle of the 2ww and this had me in fits of giggles. Thanks Hampshiregal and the rest of you ladies. Pure brilliant!!! Xx

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wow!!!

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Seriously

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Guess what loveeggs .... I've been offered top job from BollocksTexCom. They so impressed with my fake posts that they offer me top marketing job. I don't need to relocate to Kiev as I can fake profile and fake post all day long working from home. Do you want me put in good word with top person at BollocksTexCom for you too?

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yes please top job top person bollockstexcom please thank you bless my great aunt neighbour friends best friends uncle thank you very much bless u please share share your thoughts.

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Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂This is absolutely brilliant along with all the replies! Hilarious, what a funny start to my day!!🙊🙊🙊xx

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😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this is absolutely brilliant . I'm gonna smile after a long while and keep smiling g for few days whenever I think of this . I hope ur can definitely gets what he's waiting for . 🙏🙏

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😂😂 this has had me in stitches!! ..

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THIS IS BRILLIANT! How much?

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Bollockstex can give you good price but fake poster recommends rival clinic in Gdansk for just 1500 euros. He's mentioned in 30+ replies how he has a friends who got pregnant first cycle in Poland.

My cat is happy for Bob the street cat to act as surrogate x My cat still keen on Kiev due to the chicken connection. He dream of having birth to kittens. He's not sure if he needs to lose weight? what is best?

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No weight loss required. More fishy oil products required.You might want to get Bob's up-to-date screening bloods done.

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😂😂😂 I love this!! Sat laughing my head off! Well done! Xx

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this is purrrfect :D

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Fake profiler says no infertility is absolute. Reproductive tourism will be good for my cat. Try search clinics in Ukraine, there has been lately some buzz about a breakthrough in treatments.

Well there's someone willing to help.

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😂 I like your cattitude! Xx

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Bloody hilarious!

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