Hello wonderful people … it’s always such a pleasure to talk to you.
Remember the day we went to “F& Foggy Ltd) and took a walk, hand in hand under the smelly magnolia tree lined avenue after a wonderful lunch at Horrid GP & Nosy Nurse. My favourite one; Ignorant Dr & Foolish Nurse Restaurant; in a hidden corner of the Pain & Snot junction; 3 doors away from “You don’t Look Sick”, adjacent to Ginger & Chilli 🌶 Poo 💩 Ltd
As we walk, a suspicious breeze blows; resulting in a shower of magnolia flowers and buckets of pollen. As always I was prepared like a Soldier, so when a touch of hay fever threatened me, I took 4 good blast of antihistamine into each nostril, feeling very pleased about not ruining our romantic walk.
My darling handed me a crisp white handkerchief from his pocket after the 4th sneeze & I blew out all the lovely nasal spray and bits of pollen snot mix into the hanky. As I tried in vain to hide the snot-pollen mix I’d left in the hanky, an inscription on a the corner caught my eye
It said ; “ you’ve done it again! You ruined the whole day and caused problems globally with this period pain nonsensical nonsense. After living with Endo for 30+ years, I had built up a pack of ammunition of my own.
I took a double shot into my nose and waited for the mix to fill my nose and I blew everything into the now snot-pollen mix sodden handkerchief folded it in the very special way that causes the mix to be ejected on the clothes, face and of course the hands of the one holding it.
I turned around, with a satisfying look on my face as I put the tiny sealed plastic bag of egg white & powdered chilli 🌶 into the bin. I bought 2 ice-creams 🍦🍦(with all the sprinkles — no flake) and and a lolly 🍭 to wash it down with.
As I settled my ample bum on a wide seat to consume my well earned calories, I couldn’t help laughing like an idiot every time I imagined my darlings screams when he decides to go for a wee 😂🤣🤣🤭😀. Hopefully he will have to go through Nosy Nurse to book a GP appointment. That chilli lasts for a whole week before it eventually beaks down and can be washed with soap and hot water 😎
Don’t mess with Endo warriors; we are armed to the teeth and have weapons of singular targeted and mass destruction. My darling has had a tiny example of the highs and lows of the Endo Brass Band.
Darling — 0
Endo — 4
To be continued….. I’ve been waiting for a call back from a Dr since 1am.
Life is simply wonderful. I insist!! 😕
