Rest day
But waiting for the 134 bus I decided to attempt some knee-strengthening exercises – mainly to stop my feet dropping off from frostbite.
Feeling encouraged I stood up, leant again the side of the bus shelter and slid down about six inches, bending my knees. An excellent exercise, so I repeated it several times, sliding up and down feeling very pleased at my fantastic multi-tasking ability and time-management.
Hey, look at me waiting for a bus and exercising my knees simultaneously.
The only other person in the bus queue gave me a very odd look but I ignored him – he was clearly just jealous.
The bus arrived and I got on. Looking out of the window as it pulled away I realised I had just spent the last five minutes rubbing myself up and down the gold lame-clad body of the gorgeous Charlize Theron in the Dior J’Adore ad.