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You know you’re not a runner when your neighbour says ‘ooh yes! I’ve seen you walking, but I’ve never seen you run’. Bastards. 🙄🏃🏻‍♀️

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badger187 profile image
badger187Graduate

You're in a better place than them!! Don't let it get to you!!! :-) Good running!

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DralimcGraduate in reply to badger187

I think they only see me during my warm up walk and cool down. That’s what I’m telling myself anyway. 😊

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GranspeedGraduate in reply to Dralimc

Perfectly correct! 😄 Here you are later: 🏃🏼‍♀️💨 They just missed the real you!

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AlMorrAmbassadorGraduate

Dralimc, don't use the B word here at all, you are a runner and graduate, ignore your neighbour, I bet he could not run for a bus, let alone for 30 minutes or even walk a 5K.

ButtercupKid profile image
ButtercupKidGraduate

As I staggered back in from conquering week 9, soaked in sweat and blazing like a beacon, my husband looked up and asked “How was your walk ?” Honestly ! If I’d ever been in that state from a WALK I’d have sought emergency medical help 😂

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DralimcGraduate in reply to ButtercupKid

That’s funny! That really made me laugh!

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Couchpotato2Graduate in reply to ButtercupKid

😂😂😂

orcadia profile image
orcadiaGraduate

Your neighbour only sees you during the warm up walk and warm down walk. Folk who live more than 5 mins away will know you're a runner. Hopefully. 😀🏃

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DralimcGraduate in reply to orcadia

Hopefully! 🤞

Couchpotato2 profile image
Couchpotato2Graduate

Sounds like envy to me... get them on the plan!

Buddy34 profile image
Buddy34Graduate

Next time run right past their house 😂

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DralimcGraduate in reply to Buddy34

My next 5k will be running up and down our street, albeit 50 times.

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Running_GiraffeGraduate

I'm the opposite 😂 I have people asking why I'm not signing up to marathons now I'm a "runner" umm I've just managed to run 8 mins hardly marathon ready 😂

Dralimc profile image
DralimcGraduate in reply to Running_Giraffe

Those 8 minutes must be impressive!

Irish-John profile image
Irish-JohnGraduate

And me being me I would respond

"Wow! As far down as you constantly bury yourself in your sofa...you sure have a good view out your window!'

😆

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DralimcGraduate in reply to Irish-John

🤣

Irish-John profile image
Irish-JohnGraduate in reply to Dralimc

Happy Valentine's Day 😘☺️

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DralimcGraduate in reply to Irish-John

You too 😘🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♂️

Irish-John profile image
Irish-JohnGraduate in reply to Dralimc

☺️

Deepestblue profile image
DeepestblueGraduate in reply to Irish-John

Haha! Love it!

Ang33333 profile image
Ang33333Graduate

My neighbours are like that. 'Oh are you going out for a little jog? '

Dralimc profile image
DralimcGraduate in reply to Ang33333

How rude!!! If only they knew the blood, sweat and tears!

Fabulous450 profile image
Fabulous450Graduate in reply to Ang33333

Get all excited and tell them yes 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 and it really makes you feel so amazing that I can run for miles! That’s the answer they need! 😂😂! I bet they don’t ask again!! 😉

Thankfully I don’t have those kind of neighbours and my coaching pensioners in the park are just a memory now! 🤣❤️

pugmumma profile image
pugmummaGraduate

Lots of people don’t want to celebrate with you which is why I love this group.

Fabulous450 profile image
Fabulous450Graduate

Cheek! Tell them to put their running gear on so you can leave ‘em for dust! They’ll certainly know why they’ve never seen you! 🤣🤣! Who cares? It’s a one woman event! Keep going Dralimc! 💪🏽🥰❤️

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DralimcGraduate in reply to Fabulous450

😘😘😘

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WalkingWithLabradorsGraduate

I bet the only thing that runs in their house is their mouths. 🙄😂

Dralimc profile image
DralimcGraduate

Exhausting! 😓

AnneDroid profile image
AnneDroidGraduate

You ARE a runner.

If you run, you are a runner. One of these days they'll be out and about and see you after your warm up walk and realize their mistake. :)

ktsok profile image
ktsokGraduate

What an unnecessary and thoughtless comment. Smile nicely and pity their undeveloped social skills.

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DralimcGraduate in reply to ktsok

I will! Good advice!

Dozydora61 profile image
Dozydora61Graduate

I had a neighbour slow down their car to congratulate me on keeping going. Others will have noticed your efforts, keep it up.

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HappyrunningfeetGraduate

Ignore it ur doing it for ur benefit not theirs and probably a lot more than they are doing, U could always ask them to join u on ur "walk" and see how long they keep up with u. 🤣

Dralimc profile image
DralimcGraduate in reply to Happyrunningfeet

Ha ha! I’d love to see this. They drive everywhere!

Islerunner profile image
Islerunner

Brilliant!!!!!!

UnfitNoMore profile image
UnfitNoMoreGraduate

I agree... they are!

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