It's been a few months now since we got together but there is something that we need to discuss. I'm sorry, Garmin, it's not you, it's me. I think that we need to take a break for a while and remember why we got together in the first place.
I became obsessed with your every word and logged point, pouring over the data that we had collected trying to work out where we could get better. We've had some great times together. I don't know about you but my favourite was the 7km run when we were so busy enjoying ourselves that we hadn't even noticed how far we had gone.
But, recently, we seem to have been getting annoyed too easily with each other. We've tried to take things to the next level with intervals, negative splits and increased pace and every time we come back we just fall out with each other as I can't go at the pace that you keep beeping at me to go. Yes, I know that I need to speed up and your sarcastic beeping at me that I'm going too slow really doesn't help.
So tomorrow I'm leaving you at home and I'm just going to go for a run. It'll be quicker to get out the door as I don't have to wait for you to get ready (seriously, you know that we're about to head out and yet EVERY SINGLE TIME I have to wait for you to track down your b****y satellites).
I hope that we can still be friends and, who knows, maybe we can get together again sometime for old time's sake.