(Monday) Bottled it with Nanna and the Bingo yesterday and went down the allotment with Grandad instead. Hoping he needed help building sheds/putting up a fence/cutting down a tree but he just wanted me to water the Japanese Knotweed and Portuguese Men of War. Typical. He has the strength and brains of a superhero at his disposal and he wants the garden watering. Anyway, he told me about D-Day with Sharpe, Harper, Voltaire and Wellington. I said I thought Wellington was the previous century but he insisted that was Cardigan. I certainly learnt a thing or two for our future battles though so it wasn't time wasted. I didn't realise grandad was that old. 8/2 to come this morning.
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At every doorway, ere one enters, one should spy round.
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Warning there are zombies about today, I narowly avoided some earlier, just keep going and you will be fine.
Am debating 8/2 if there are zombies. I feel like death and wouldn't want to confuse and be taken out by some mad Zombie hunter. Serious thoughts about bottling this.
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Thanks Kit. Feathers sound good. If we had enough I could try to Icarus to do 8/2. Feeling close to bottling it.
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Are you still out there Corporal poppypug (ents div)?
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Oh, there you are! Am in danger of bottling today. Knackered and ache all over. Do we have a medic that signs sick notes?
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Ok. Really am knackered. Want to run but might not make it - disillusioning. Will make cup of tea, take elixir of life and try to lift myself at least into state of torpor. More than that may take longer.
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Many thanks, my faithful Corporal poppypug (ents div). All forgeries willingly accepted.
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Hot stones sound good. I feel like The Thing in Fantastic Four at the mo. If they were warmed it might help.
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Whaddaya mean you bottled it? I'm at the front now having swept up the enemy so you could get through to take the whole thing! And with my bad legs!!!
Stomps off painfully back to the mess tent to sulk
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Have brewed up completely vile concoction involving strong tea, spinach and Soreen. Tastes filthy so must be good. Hold your nose, pour some down your throat and maybe, just maybe, you'll be strong enough to face the foe tomorrow. If not I'll make up a stronger batch cos what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. In the meantime hunker down at base camp and get well soon. *plays soothing rendition of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on bejewelled ocarina.*
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Please I'm being good, very good.
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He appears to have gone quiet. Dozz old chap, we are with you. don't go out 'til you are ready. We will be ready for when you do. Miss wobble can do a second sweep, bad legs or not, she's a stalwart. We will not fail you.
"We will be ready for you" wasn't a threat by the way. I meant we will have the band ready etc to encourage you & support you. I'll stop digging now.