If you can keep your head when all about you
Are chasing Panthers and blaming JuicyJu
If you can trust your body when your mind doubts you
But make allowances for a trip to the loo (Delia)
If you can lie in but not be late for dinner
And befriend that couch in the afternoon
Then yours is the C25k website and everything that's in it
And - which is more - you are a runner, and don't you forget it
With apologies to Kipling.