I’m sorry but........

[Brett11]

Ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) just been to pick it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!WTF??!!! I thought what the hell is that. Has something got in the bag, I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me. I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers, I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...

And there it was ...

... A Peeking Duck!!!

(Exit stage left)

Regards,

Brett and his other personalities 😂

[chugalong]

Ha ha ha really great. Good start to the day. Hope you enjoyed the takeaway, 🤣🐤

[Hidden in reply to chugalong]

Hi

That's great, really made me chuckle 😂 take care e

[Hidden]

Omg brett - you had me hook line ad sinker there hahahahaha. Think it was the “sorry but”. Good job it’s only cuppa tea time 😁👍

Milio

[Millie09]

He he 🤣🤣🤣🤣.. oh that's made me chuckle lol .

[alfredthegreat]

ooooh Brett!!! I don't know whether that's the worst or the best yet! lol.

[Hidden]

You got me too! Thanks for the laugh.

[Brett11]

Ain’t copy and paste a great invention lol

[alfredthegreat]

An elephant came across a mouse in the jungle. The elephant said "oooooooh! aren't you small?" The mouse replied " Yeah, well, I've been ill haven't I ".

[Brett11 in reply to alfredthegreat]

I don’t get it?

[alfredthegreat in reply to Brett11]

Maybe only I get it. Oh! and my dear mum (now long gone). I told her that 'joke' about 40 years ago. Although she was not into jokes in any way at all, that one had her laughing until the tears ran down her face. I suppose you could call it ironic (the joke that is) lol

[Hidden in reply to alfredthegreat]

I got it😁. Bob do keep up 😁

[Brett11 in reply to Hidden]

I’m sorry? Bob who? 🤷‍♀️

Regards and hugs,

Shirley

[Hidden in reply to Brett11]

Alright alright Shirley - I can't keep up now 😁

Mipo

[Brett11 in reply to Hidden]

Ok! Listen up everyone! Should I be ;

1, Shirley with 10 kids on benefits who smokes and drinks?

2, man hungry old Shirley?

3, Really really religious Shirley?

4, Butch lesbian Shirley?

For this week only if I remember 😂

[Hidden in reply to Brett11]

How about Brett?

[Brett11 in reply to Hidden]

No way! Have you seen his ugly hernia lately? Vomit 🤮 😂

[Hidden in reply to Brett11]

Yes I wouldn’t talk to HIM if I were you...

[alfredthegreat in reply to Brett11]

I reckon that #1 and #2 are really the same Shirley claiming from 2 different addresses.

[Brett11 in reply to alfredthegreat]

😂 ya got me there 😂

[Megbird]

Come on Brett11 name and shame them. Rat Urine poisoning can make you so ill. I was in Glasgow once and ordered a Chinese as I don't like hot spice food. Big mistake. My food was oversalted and i felt as if it was done on purpose. I was so hungry and i had to put water in my food. Still it wasn't edible. That was a chicken Chow mein which was Unfit For Human Consumption. Sainsbury's Sandwich had to do. But Rat In a Bag report it.

[Brett11 in reply to Megbird]

I know what you mean. We had Chinese food the other night. Looked yummy 🤤 tasted like bloody salt. 🤕

[Hidden]

Hi Brett,

Thank you for the grin & the thought that Brett is far more brave than I - no way would I bring a rustling bag up to front with me while driving LOL.

Mary

[Janeybugs]

Hahaha.....you got me !