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Just a little something to help you out today

A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland. Chris consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note... not too romantic and not too personal. Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of sexy knickers for herself at the same time. Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Chris unknowingly got the knickers. Good old Chris sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter.

Dear Maggie,

I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove). These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I hardly noticed any marks. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.

Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.

I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

All my love,

Chris

P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.

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I doubt he ever saw her again !!

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Brilliant, it made me smile

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🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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Hahaha

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πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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Great!!! I hope his sister got in touch with his girlfriend!!!

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Haha, that's funny! Well for us it is, might not be so funny for them!

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OMG, I'm crying with laughter. I tried to read it to my husband, but the raucous laughing made it difficult to get the words out!!

That has really cheered me up, after a rather annoying day - stupid stuff going wrong, nothing serious but had put me in a grump!!

Thanks Brett, you are a very funny chap!!

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Excellent- very funny:)

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What ARE you like Brett 😁😁😁😁😁

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Brilliant! Love a good joke. Keep 'em coming!

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Lmao! Once I hit the part that said "These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I hardly noticed any marks." I was literally dying of laughter.

Brett you are always the smile giver of the group... that is undoubtedly true 😊😊. Thank you for that I needed a good laugh!

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Perfect to brighten my day πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Hi Brett11,

Funny, thank you.

Mary

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Thanks brett

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Oh God I’m laughing so much literally I got tears in my eyes , I wonder if he met his girl friend ? Lol πŸ˜„

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